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WARNING! SOME OF THE CONVERSATION TILS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT OVER TO THE GORY SIDE. If you're squeamish, take care as you go through or just avoid the parts about glitchy Dave!

On that note, I thought of a quick idea-- For those HSO-ers who are uncomfortable with the crazy stuff we came up with, we should have an available path which is non-gory and uncomfortably Dave-fluffy. Just in case. Anyways.

Nobody said I had to be rly srs about the names of ctrlf things
Things of Relevance: http://averyniceprince.tumblr.com/post/19166816285/yolo
- Omnidave
- Apostrophe = Posterior

Ideas for R1 Discussed:
- Overlapping Cards (Ctrl+F (PokerChipsCardsAndDaves))
- Pimp Dave With A Harem Of Daves (Ctrl+F (WithTheseDavesIDaveShallHaveTheBestLuck))
- Dave Runs a Casino Full of Daves (just Ctrl+F the previous one, it's right after and relevant)

Collab Ideas:
- Glitched Page by Page Adventure
- Different Sorts of Glitched Up Daves:
- Tricksters and Grimdarks
- Spliced Daves (Ctrl+F (GetYourHandAttachedToMyArmOffOfMyAss))
- Mentally Spliced Daves With Other Characters (Ctrl+F (ImagineNepetaDave))
- Method of Glitching (Ctrl+F (FixThisYouShittyTentacleyBastardsWaitWhatAreYouDoing))
- This also includes some Grimdark Dave ideas and goes for a while
- Alchemizing people (Ctrl+F (LikeTheDavechicksOnlyHolyFuck))
- Another Method of Glitching (Ctrl+F (2olluxCanHackTime))
- Alpha/Guardian Dave (Ctrl+F (MyIpodThinksAlphaDaveShouldBeAlpacaDave))
- Trickster may have an infatuation with him?
- Gamzee Dave may have a face off with him?
-

Currently Irrelevant ideas
- Dave is aLL OF THE HISTORICAL FIGURES (Ctrl+F (DaveInAWaistcoatAndAPowderedWig) and also (judge judave))
- McDaves (I'dLikeAMcDickWithThat)

[6/6/2012 1:38:49 PM] *** Alma Xian added dog ***

[6/6/2012 1:38:52 PM] *** Alma Xian added Salluxander ***

[6/6/2012 1:38:59 PM] *** Alma Xian added mary ***

[6/6/2012 1:39:06 PM] *** Alma Xian added shaquille oneal ***

[6/6/2012 1:41:55 PM] Alma Xian: None of you are online at the moment, but this is everyone on my contact list that accepted my Skype invite previously that's on our team. If you have any of the others added, please do add them here if you can! I'm not particularly familiar with Skype, but we'll see how this goes.

[6/6/2012 1:43:53 PM] Alma Xian: So this makes 5 out of 9 on our team, and 5 out of 7 of the people who've checked in. thus far. ouo

[6/8/2012 10:43:33 AM] *** Alma Xian added kawaiiusTestified ***

[6/8/2012 11:39:17 AM] *** Alma Xian added Mercy ***

[6/8/2012 6:51:16 PM] Alma Xian: According to my clock, it's about 10 minutes before the scheduled 'mandatory' time, so I thought it'd be a good idea to test and see if at least the people who are currently online can see this. So, uh, hi!

[6/8/2012 6:51:37 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Hello there.

[6/8/2012 6:51:38 PM] Mercy: hi

[6/8/2012 6:51:45 PM] mary: HELLO

[6/8/2012 6:51:59 PM] Alma Xian: ouo Great!

[6/8/2012 6:52:09 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Bam ok typing quirks have been established, everyone has to type like they just did for the rest of the chat.

[6/8/2012 6:52:16 PM] Mercy: no

[6/8/2012 6:52:34 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I tried.

[6/8/2012 6:52:40 PM] mary: I CAN HANDLE THAT

[6/8/2012 6:52:46 PM] Alma Xian: ..... Oops~

[6/8/2012 6:52:50 PM] Alma Xian: Pffft

[6/8/2012 6:53:45 PM] mary: i was really trying not to make this a group chat habit

[6/8/2012 6:53:54 PM] mary: but i feel i had better warn im slightly not sober again

[6/8/2012 6:54:06 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Noted.

[6/8/2012 6:54:09 PM] mary: sorry everybody

[6/8/2012 6:54:11 PM] Alma Xian: So it looks like we have 4 people currently, 3 people in the group who aren't online, and then that leaves 2 people who aren't in the group at all. I think.

[6/8/2012 6:54:17 PM] Alma Xian: Sounds like fun! ;P And it's alright~

[6/8/2012 6:54:40 PM] mary: i will police my spelling with the utmost intensity

[6/8/2012 6:54:42 PM] Alma Xian: As long as you're not raging smashed and literally trying to smash everything in sight I think things should turn out okay.

[6/8/2012 6:54:43 PM] mary: coherency above all things!!

[6/8/2012 6:54:52 PM] Mercy: thats exactly what im doing

[6/8/2012 6:54:53 PM] Mercy: shit

[6/8/2012 6:55:06 PM] Alma Xian: Oh dear.

[6/8/2012 6:55:13 PM] Alma Xian: Need I summon the rage police?

[6/8/2012 6:55:14 PM] Mercy: wish someone would have told me earlier

[6/8/2012 6:55:18 PM] Mercy: no

[6/8/2012 6:55:20 PM] Mercy: i dont want to go to prison

[6/8/2012 6:55:50 PM] Alma Xian: But what if at the prison you got free buffets with edible food?

[6/8/2012 6:56:41 PM] Mercy: i also get unmentionable things that generally arent good

[6/8/2012 6:56:58 PM] mary: oops give me a minute or two i will be BACK

[6/8/2012 6:57:44 PM] Alma Xian: Dear, dear. I suppose the rage police shall simply have to arrest one another and leave us alone then.

Alright, seeya~

[6/8/2012 6:58:00 PM] Mercy: good

[6/8/2012 6:59:04 PM] Alma Xian: In other news, I'm pretty bad at conversation starters

[6/8/2012 6:59:27 PM] Alma Xian: Do you want to talk about HSO-y things or unrelated things or should I just leave you alone till everyone's here?

[6/8/2012 6:59:47 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I don't have a preference.

[6/8/2012 7:00:25 PM] Mercy: anythings cool with me

[6/8/2012 7:01:12 PM] mary: aww yeah my skype just notified me its a brand new day

[6/8/2012 7:01:17 PM] mary: happy june 9th everybody

[6/8/2012 7:01:30 PM] mary: a fresh start a blank page a new beginning

[6/8/2012 7:01:48 PM] Alma Xian: Huzzah! Although I'm still 5 hours away, haha

[6/8/2012 7:01:52 PM] Mercy: same

[6/8/2012 7:01:55 PM] Alma Xian: why do you get the release sooner than us

[6/8/2012 7:01:58 PM] Alma Xian: not faaaaaiiiiir

[6/8/2012 7:02:01 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 7:08:52 PM] mary: okay i am back for real now

[6/8/2012 7:09:02 PM] mary: yo whats happening hello everybody lets get...

[6/8/2012 7:09:02 PM] mary: .....

[6/8/2012 7:09:03 PM] Alma Xian: Welcome back!

[6/8/2012 7:09:04 PM] mary: .......

[6/8/2012 7:09:06 PM] mary: SOCIAL

[6/8/2012 7:09:26 PM] Alma Xian: Pfffft~

[6/8/2012 7:09:30 PM] mary: should we have drawn up some conversational prompt flashcards beforehand do you think

[6/8/2012 7:09:34 PM] mary: handy hints for stalling chats

[6/8/2012 7:09:46 PM] mary: as in chats that are stalling

[6/8/2012 7:09:49 PM] mary: not as in tips to stall chats

[6/8/2012 7:10:10 PM] Alma Xian: Stalling a chat doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant idea, yeah

[6/8/2012 7:10:18 PM] Alma Xian: But I don't know how to be social. I don't understand the concept

[6/8/2012 7:10:42 PM] mary: the trick is to talk

[6/8/2012 7:10:44 PM] mary: and to talk

[6/8/2012 7:10:47 PM] mary: until nothing else

[6/8/2012 7:10:54 PM] kawaiiusTestified: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hcu6SAx81qhqsb2.gif ?

[6/8/2012 7:10:54 PM] mary: matters any more

[6/8/2012 7:11:28 PM] mary: oh god i was out thois afternoon and i saw a blackbird and i thought of that gif and it was just a really sad indictment of my life

[6/8/2012 7:11:38 PM] mary: lets share our deepest shames guys its totally that time

[6/8/2012 7:11:44 PM] Alma Xian: Ahahaha, that bird describes everything

[6/8/2012 7:11:46 PM] Alma Xian: literally everything

[6/8/2012 7:11:48 PM] Alma Xian: pft

[6/8/2012 7:12:26 PM] Alma Xian: My deepest shame is your deepest shame. I actually live inside of our head.

[6/8/2012 7:12:40 PM] Alma Xian: You all should move in with me, actually.

[6/8/2012 7:12:47 PM] mary: fucking hell my worldview is abruptly rearranging itself

[6/8/2012 7:12:50 PM] mary: i am you

[6/8/2012 7:12:51 PM] mary: you are me

[6/8/2012 7:13:04 PM] mary: my eyes are open!!

[6/8/2012 7:13:17 PM] Alma Xian: We are all a family that is actually one person.

[6/8/2012 7:13:27 PM] Alma Xian: I almost started singing the robot unicorn attack song oops

[6/8/2012 7:13:33 PM] mary: we were drawn to the same hso team by our strong familial bonds

[6/8/2012 7:13:35 PM] Alma Xian: when you said that anywya

[6/8/2012 7:13:50 PM] mary: something primal in our souls called to us

[6/8/2012 7:13:50 PM] Alma Xian: I don't understand thinking straight or typing properly either I'm sorry.

[6/8/2012 7:13:59 PM] Alma Xian: But yes, we were destined to all come together.

[6/8/2012 7:14:18 PM] Alma Xian: It's fate.

[6/8/2012 7:14:30 PM] mary: we are destined to be supernovas

[6/8/2012 7:14:31 PM] mary: together

[6/8/2012 7:14:52 PM] mary: that is okay btw i have had too much cider to be a master of either of those things yself tonight

[6/8/2012 7:14:55 PM] Alma Xian: Frogs shall fall beneath our combined might

[6/8/2012 7:15:04 PM] mary: on the verge of tears here

[6/8/2012 7:15:06 PM] mary: so beautiful

[6/8/2012 7:15:09 PM] mary: so emotional

[6/8/2012 7:15:15 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 7:15:38 PM] mary: what is that emoticon!! i dont understand anything without colons

[6/8/2012 7:15:40 PM] Alma Xian: So it's 15 minutes into the appointed time and no one else has gotten on

[6/8/2012 7:15:56 PM] mary: for shame

[6/8/2012 7:16:07 PM] Alma Xian: eyes closed mouth in a ridiculous shape that vaguely resembles smiling

[6/8/2012 7:16:21 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I believe we may be missing a person in the chat overall.

[6/8/2012 7:16:37 PM] Alma Xian: ?

[6/8/2012 7:17:02 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I'll see if I can add them, hold on.

[6/8/2012 7:17:13 PM] Alma Xian: Great, thank you~

[6/8/2012 7:17:44 PM] *** kawaiiusTestified added Cake ***

[6/8/2012 7:18:17 PM] kawaiiusTestified: There we go.

[6/8/2012 7:18:40 PM] Alma Xian: ouo Hi there!

[6/8/2012 7:18:40 PM] Cake: ^^ ~

[6/8/2012 7:18:51 PM] mary: should i spice up my name i feel pretty unspicy rn namewise

[6/8/2012 7:18:55 PM] mary: HELLO

[6/8/2012 7:19:28 PM] Alma Xian: Actually I die a little inside if I try to eat spicy food but I'm assuming I'm not eating your name

[6/8/2012 7:19:30 PM] Alma Xian: so your name is your choice

[6/8/2012 7:19:55 PM] mary: when i type do you see just 'mary' at the side

[6/8/2012 7:19:58 PM] mary: or do only i see that

[6/8/2012 7:20:04 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I see that as well, so.

[6/8/2012 7:20:04 PM] Alma Xian: Yep, we see mary

[6/8/2012 7:20:07 PM] mary: ive never not skyped via video before!!

[6/8/2012 7:20:18 PM] mary: okay thank you i am learning the internet one step at a time

[6/8/2012 7:20:31 PM] mary: that wasnt me asking to cam btw

[6/8/2012 7:20:38 PM] Alma Xian: It's alright, I only started using skype about a month ago

[6/8/2012 7:20:40 PM] mary: far too forward for a first chat

[6/8/2012 7:21:19 PM] Alma Xian: good because I'm wearing casual okay-to-roll-around-on-the-ground-in--which-I-have-clearly-done-already kinds of clothes

[6/8/2012 7:22:09 PM] mary: and i am wearing pyjamas

[6/8/2012 7:22:17 PM] mary: drop dead sexy p[yjamas obviously but all the same

[6/8/2012 7:22:25 PM] mary: jeez where is our group!

[6/8/2012 7:22:34 PM] mary: hello team!!

[6/8/2012 7:22:41 PM] Alma Xian: obviously. They deserve to be god-tier

[6/8/2012 7:23:02 PM] mary: ahahaa if anyone went to god tier in these they would be so pissed off

[6/8/2012 7:23:15 PM] mary: no one deserves eternity in a constantly self cleaning version of these pjs

[6/8/2012 7:23:21 PM] Alma Xian: Hi everybody! Including the three people not present and the person who is not in my contacts list or in the chat

[6/8/2012 7:23:24 PM] Alma Xian: pffffffft

[6/8/2012 7:24:33 PM] mary: man how can we make this conversation more enticing to the onlookers

[6/8/2012 7:24:39 PM] mary: a/s/l

[6/8/2012 7:25:08 PM] mary: horny prepubescent in translucent teddy just waiting for your attentions

[6/8/2012 7:25:10 PM] Cake: pffffff

[6/8/2012 7:25:22 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Oh.

[6/8/2012 7:25:31 PM] mary: if that doesnt bring the corwds i dont know what will

[6/8/2012 7:25:35 PM] mary: *CROWDS

[6/8/2012 7:26:14 PM] Alma Xian: =w=~

[6/8/2012 7:27:04 PM] Cake: 30 minutes/vanilla/top oven

[6/8/2012 7:27:42 PM] mary: hot

[6/8/2012 7:27:46 PM] mary: pics psl

[6/8/2012 7:27:52 PM] mary: hahahaaha *PLS

[6/8/2012 7:27:59 PM] mary: help

[6/8/2012 7:28:26 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Wow now I want a cupcake or something.

[6/8/2012 7:29:05 PM] Cake: http://vanillacupcakerecipe.org/images/VanillaCupcakeRecipe.jpg

[6/8/2012 7:29:13 PM] kawaiiusTestified: That did not help but thank you.

[6/8/2012 7:29:20 PM] mary: v nice thank you

[6/8/2012 7:29:29 PM] mary: i googled 'weird cakes' and got some really gross stuff

[6/8/2012 7:29:33 PM] mary: so that def helped me

[6/8/2012 7:29:37 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Oh dear.

[6/8/2012 7:29:37 PM] mary: to recover

[6/8/2012 7:29:38 PM] Alexander the Great: if you lived within driving distance i'd make you a cupcake and bring you one

[6/8/2012 7:29:51 PM] Alexander the Great: we could all get together and have a cupcake party

[6/8/2012 7:29:59 PM] Alexander the Great: I'd decorate the cupcakes to look like dave's face

[6/8/2012 7:30:01 PM] Alexander the Great: or his butt

[6/8/2012 7:30:12 PM] Alexander the Great: and we'd smoosh the cupcakes together and giggle hysterically

[6/8/2012 7:30:12 PM] Cake: jhbalebv zalvubeedljabvfejhbfevajdh

[6/8/2012 7:30:15 PM] mary: i like this line of conversation

[6/8/2012 7:30:31 PM] kawaiiusTestified: That would be fantastic.

[6/8/2012 7:30:39 PM] mary: i dont know how to keep it up thos because it just as good as it could eve rget

[6/8/2012 7:30:48 PM] Alexander the Great: it's okay

[6/8/2012 7:30:53 PM] mary: oh god why was that my most typoed sentence yet

[6/8/2012 7:30:54 PM] mary: SORRY

[6/8/2012 7:30:54 PM] Alexander the Great: i know i can be kind of overwhelming

[6/8/2012 7:31:03 PM] Alexander the Great: i'm a dave rper i just have that effect on people

[6/8/2012 7:31:12 PM] Alexander the Great: all the bitches be laying down at my feet to be swooned

[6/8/2012 7:31:13 PM] Mercy: me too

[6/8/2012 7:31:22 PM] Mercy: not rly good at it tho

[6/8/2012 7:31:34 PM] mary: clearly alcohol doesnt affect my typing till it interacts with dave rpers

[6/8/2012 7:31:43 PM] mary: the deadliest combination

[6/8/2012 7:31:45 PM] mary: has been found

[6/8/2012 7:31:49 PM] Alexander the Great: The Strider Charm is a powerful thing

[6/8/2012 7:32:19 PM] mary: mixed with the cider charm for an intensely powerful double attack

[6/8/2012 7:32:31 PM] mary: i am defenceless before you

[6/8/2012 7:32:37 PM] mary: be kind

[6/8/2012 7:32:49 PM] Alexander the Great: i can't be kind

[6/8/2012 7:32:51 PM] Alexander the Great: i can be bad

[6/8/2012 7:32:54 PM] Alexander the Great: but i'm perfectly good at it

[6/8/2012 7:33:16 PM] mary: well fuck now i have to go to sleep with that in my head

[6/8/2012 7:33:24 PM] mary: you destroyed my life

[6/8/2012 7:33:31 PM] Alexander the Great: good

[6/8/2012 7:33:32 PM] mary: thats it its over for me

[6/8/2012 7:34:08 PM] kawaiiusTestified: This is a super productive mandatory hour, yes.

[6/8/2012 7:34:13 PM] Alexander the Great: aw yeah

[6/8/2012 7:34:15 PM] mary: noted

[6/8/2012 7:34:19 PM] Alexander the Great: team comraderie is important

[6/8/2012 7:34:46 PM] mary: should we talk about productive things

[6/8/2012 7:34:48 PM] mary: hey guys

[6/8/2012 7:34:56 PM] mary: who likes homestuck

[6/8/2012 7:34:57 PM] mary: thats a start right

[6/8/2012 7:35:03 PM] Alexander the Great: aw man

[6/8/2012 7:35:05 PM] Alexander the Great: homestuck

[6/8/2012 7:35:07 PM] Alexander the Great: is a piece of shit

[6/8/2012 7:35:13 PM] Alexander the Great: i tried reading it and i was like "YOOOOO"

[6/8/2012 7:35:18 PM] mary: homosuck amirite

[6/8/2012 7:35:24 PM] Alexander the Great: and then i read act two and i was like "YOOOOOO"

[6/8/2012 7:35:28 PM] Alexander the Great: that dave kid though

[6/8/2012 7:35:30 PM] Cake: what's homestruck?

[6/8/2012 7:35:33 PM] Alexander the Great: that is a hot piece of ass

[6/8/2012 7:35:35 PM] mary: piece a fuckin work he is

[6/8/2012 7:35:41 PM] Alexander the Great: homestuck is a zodiac cult

[6/8/2012 7:35:49 PM] mary: its this rly good anime??

[6/8/2012 7:35:55 PM] Alexander the Great: the manga is better

[6/8/2012 7:36:08 PM] mary: you gotta read it in the original japanese tho seriously

[6/8/2012 7:36:14 PM] mary: it lost so much in translation

[6/8/2012 7:36:28 PM] Cake: when is the OVA coming out??

[6/8/2012 7:36:29 PM] Alma Xian: listen to the drama CDs they're rly cool

[6/8/2012 7:36:41 PM] kawaiiusTestified: In December, I think.

[6/8/2012 7:36:59 PM] Alexander the Great: octopimp does such a good job with it

[6/8/2012 7:37:01 PM] Alexander the Great: he writes the best characters

[6/8/2012 7:37:03 PM] mary: man ive never actually watched anime so i just googled 'ova'

[6/8/2012 7:37:12 PM] Alexander the Great: idk who that fuckin' hussie dude is

[6/8/2012 7:37:14 PM] mary: and the wikipedia article just has one massive anime eye

[6/8/2012 7:37:19 PM] mary: for an illustration

[6/8/2012 7:37:23 PM] mary: sup wit that

[6/8/2012 7:37:28 PM] Alexander the Great: "Official Visual Animation" I'm thinking

[6/8/2012 7:37:28 PM] Alma Xian: is he trying to steal octopimps work jegus what an idiot

[6/8/2012 7:38:19 PM] mary: ahahaa yes hussie trying to jack his credit off the back of the hardworking masteryorgi

[6/8/2012 7:38:22 PM] mary: what a jerk huh

[6/8/2012 7:38:31 PM] Alma Xian: I have no idea what it means but it's pretty much an anime movie pretty much kind of maybe who knows I just stumbled on a dave poledancing and my brain fell overand went splat

[6/8/2012 7:38:58 PM] Cake: asdrfgyhujikoliuytrdeftghjk

[6/8/2012 7:39:12 PM] mary: please share this link with your naive and pleading teammates

[6/8/2012 7:39:48 PM] Alexander the Great: *chinhands*

[6/8/2012 7:40:01 PM] mary: on a totally unrelated note this is england why is it hot it is half midnight this should not be possible

[6/8/2012 7:40:07 PM] mary: moving on

[6/8/2012 7:40:08 PM] shaquille oneal: righto

[6/8/2012 7:40:17 PM] mary: hello captain

[6/8/2012 7:40:28 PM] Alexander the Great: *salute*

[6/8/2012 7:40:28 PM] Mercy: cuties everywhere in this chat

[6/8/2012 7:40:28 PM] shaquille oneal: salute, cadets

[6/8/2012 7:40:38 PM] Alexander the Great: aw yeah look at me I am ahead of schedule

[6/8/2012 7:40:40 PM] Alma Xian: if I salute with my left handw ill you tackle me

[6/8/2012 7:40:47 PM] Alma Xian: I was told that would happen

[6/8/2012 7:40:49 PM] kawaiiusTestified: What if I don't salute.

[6/8/2012 7:40:55 PM] Cake: best team. i loVE YOU ALL! <3

[6/8/2012 7:41:01 PM] shaquille oneal: youll be docked cutie marks if you dont salute

[6/8/2012 7:41:04 PM] shaquille oneal: agreed

[6/8/2012 7:41:11 PM] shaquille oneal: sharin the love the best way skype knows how

[6/8/2012 7:41:14 PM] shaquille oneal: shitty emoticons

[6/8/2012 7:41:15 PM] kawaiiusTestified: My cutie marks are, from what I've been told, already through the roof.

[6/8/2012 7:41:17 PM] shaquille oneal: (heart)

[6/8/2012 7:41:23 PM] Alexander the Great: *salutes again*

[6/8/2012 7:41:26 PM] mary: omg

[6/8/2012 7:41:33 PM] mary: (clap)

[6/8/2012 7:41:38 PM] shaquille oneal: (heidy)

[6/8/2012 7:41:39 PM] Alexander the Great: I don't need any motherfuckin' cutie marks

[6/8/2012 7:41:39 PM] Cake: (heart) //salutes//

[6/8/2012 7:41:41 PM] mary: is that enough or do you need more

[6/8/2012 7:41:41 PM] Alma Xian: oh nooooo i think i lost my cutie marks

[6/8/2012 7:41:41 PM] shaquille oneal: no but why

[6/8/2012 7:41:42 PM] mary: always more

[6/8/2012 7:41:43 PM] Alma Xian: pffft

[6/8/2012 7:41:47 PM] Alexander the Great: das gay

[6/8/2012 7:41:47 PM] shaquille oneal: why do half these EMOTICONS EXIST

[6/8/2012 7:41:51 PM] shaquille oneal: (flex)

[6/8/2012 7:41:54 PM] shaquille oneal: yeah just went to the gym

[6/8/2012 7:41:57 PM] Alexander the Great: (tmi)

[6/8/2012 7:42:02 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I've disabled emoticons so all I see is the text and it's highly amusing.

[6/8/2012 7:42:04 PM] Alma Xian: (beer)

[6/8/2012 7:42:09 PM] Alexander the Great: (d)

[6/8/2012 7:42:09 PM] mary: cos sometimes youre chating online and yore just like man i wish i could convey the emotion of raising a beer mug to someone rn

[6/8/2012 7:42:11 PM] Alma Xian: woot

[6/8/2012 7:42:14 PM] shaquille oneal: (cash) (bandit) (cash)

[6/8/2012 7:42:19 PM] shaquille oneal: robbign a bank guys

[6/8/2012 7:42:26 PM] Alexander the Great: (d) (puke)

[6/8/2012 7:42:27 PM] Alexander the Great: Roxy

[6/8/2012 7:42:28 PM] Alexander the Great: at 3 am

[6/8/2012 7:42:30 PM] Alma Xian: (pi)

[6/8/2012 7:42:50 PM] mary: fuck is that pizza dissolving

[6/8/2012 7:42:52 PM] shaquille oneal: (cool) (handshake) (nerd)

[6/8/2012 7:42:52 PM] shaquille oneal: johndave

[6/8/2012 7:42:53 PM] mary: thats not science

[6/8/2012 7:43:10 PM] mary: ahahaa what a great segue

[6/8/2012 7:43:17 PM] Alexander the Great: (cool) (n)(nerd)

[6/8/2012 7:43:20 PM] Alexander the Great: no

[6/8/2012 7:43:20 PM] mary: im sorry johndave for implying youre not scientifically sound

[6/8/2012 7:43:21 PM] Alexander the Great: that's johndave

[6/8/2012 7:43:42 PM] shaquille oneal: (cool) (ninja)

[6/8/2012 7:43:45 PM] shaquille oneal: stridercest

[6/8/2012 7:43:51 PM] Alexander the Great: (bow)

[6/8/2012 7:44:00 PM] shaquille oneal: proud of u

[6/8/2012 7:44:03 PM] Alexander the Great: (bow) (nerd)

[6/8/2012 7:44:03 PM] mary: that suggests some really kinky size discrepancies

[6/8/2012 7:44:04 PM] Alexander the Great: egbertcest

[6/8/2012 7:44:05 PM] Alma Xian: (y)

[6/8/2012 7:44:10 PM] Alma Xian: dear lord

[6/8/2012 7:44:13 PM] shaquille oneal: (y) (y) (y)

[6/8/2012 7:44:30 PM] Alma Xian: oh by the way

[6/8/2012 7:44:32 PM] Alma Xian: http://averyniceprince.tumblr.com/post/19166816285/yolo

[6/8/2012 7:44:50 PM] mary: YEP

[6/8/2012 7:44:56 PM] shaquille oneal: hOT GHELL

[6/8/2012 7:44:58 PM] Alma Xian: I suffered my brain imploding again to bring that here you should be grateful

[6/8/2012 7:45:00 PM] shaquille oneal: (y) (y) (y) (y)

[6/8/2012 7:45:03 PM] Alexander the Great: hi there

[6/8/2012 7:45:31 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Am I the only one whose brain didn't implode at that.

[6/8/2012 7:45:40 PM] shaquille oneal: its likely

[6/8/2012 7:45:42 PM] Alma Xian: Possibly.

[6/8/2012 7:45:47 PM] mary: my brain is intact just

[6/8/2012 7:45:49 PM] mary: yknow

[6/8/2012 7:45:54 PM] mary: feeling good about itself

[6/8/2012 7:45:54 PM] shaquille oneal: discombobulated

[6/8/2012 7:46:09 PM] Alexander the Great: i was a little disappointed at how much clothing he had on

[6/8/2012 7:46:10 PM] Alexander the Great: ngl

[6/8/2012 7:46:15 PM] Alma Xian: I have one of Dirk saved on my ipod, too, although it beca

[6/8/2012 7:46:21 PM] shaquille oneal: brace yourselves for this black magic fuckery once more

[6/8/2012 7:46:23 PM] shaquille oneal: its bein reblogged

[6/8/2012 7:46:26 PM] Alma Xian: dirk is in his underwear in that one does it count

[6/8/2012 7:46:27 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 7:46:29 PM] shaquille oneal: theres

[6/8/2012 7:46:32 PM] shaquille oneal: a dirk one

[6/8/2012 7:46:37 PM] Alexander the Great: also reminding myself to go and save up money for a pole so I can take pictures like that in cosplay

[6/8/2012 7:46:37 PM] Alma Xian: not by the same person

[6/8/2012 7:46:58 PM] Alma Xian: do so and I promise I'll awkwardly fall over and roll around with joy

[6/8/2012 7:47:15 PM] shaquille oneal: when we win well fdonate the winnings to you

[6/8/2012 7:47:23 PM] Alexander the Great: good

[6/8/2012 7:47:25 PM] Alexander the Great: gooooood

[6/8/2012 7:47:27 PM] shaquille oneal: the worthiest cause

[6/8/2012 7:47:41 PM] Alexander the Great: i already have crossdressing photos on my rp account

[6/8/2012 7:47:44 PM] Alexander the Great: i have no shame left to lose

[6/8/2012 7:47:50 PM] shaquille oneal: shame

[6/8/2012 7:47:51 PM] Mercy: what is your rp account

[6/8/2012 7:47:54 PM] shaquille oneal: shame that is a foreign word

[6/8/2012 7:48:11 PM] Alexander the Great: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003933758257

[6/8/2012 7:48:17 PM] Alma Xian: what language is it in again?

[6/8/2012 7:48:29 PM] Alexander the Great: dumbut

[6/8/2012 7:48:30 PM] Alexander the Great: that's the language

[6/8/2012 7:48:33 PM] shaquille oneal: chumpanese

[6/8/2012 7:48:51 PM] shaquille oneal: "this movie is worse than a drive-through brothel "

[6/8/2012 7:48:57 PM] shaquille oneal: (y)

[6/8/2012 7:49:22 PM] Alma Xian: I kind of miss roleplaying on facebook but when my account got deleted a long time ago I just kind of gave up and didn't try to come back =3=

[6/8/2012 7:49:28 PM] Alexander the Great: I think I might be the only Dave rper who rps dave as being disturbed by incest

[6/8/2012 7:49:38 PM] Alexander the Great: (until he gets really drunk)

[6/8/2012 7:49:46 PM] Alma Xian: oh ho ho

[6/8/2012 7:49:48 PM] Alexander the Great: (wait until you get to the drunk!dave statuses hoohoohoo)

[6/8/2012 7:49:55 PM] shaquille oneal: god

[6/8/2012 7:49:56 PM] shaquille oneal: damn

[6/8/2012 7:49:59 PM] shaquille oneal: i have to see this

[6/8/2012 7:50:08 PM] shaquille oneal: freinding you the fuck up

[6/8/2012 7:50:36 PM] Alexander the Great: good

[6/8/2012 7:50:48 PM] Alexander the Great: brb dishes

[6/8/2012 7:51:00 PM] shaquille oneal: good luck

[6/8/2012 7:51:08 PM] shaquille oneal: well cheer you on from the sidelines

[6/8/2012 7:51:29 PM] Alma Xian: you can do it!

[6/8/2012 7:51:35 PM] Alma Xian: I'll supply silly skimpy outfits

[6/8/2012 7:51:41 PM] shaquille oneal: beat that china into submission!

[6/8/2012 7:51:47 PM] shaquille oneal: in

[6/8/2012 7:51:55 PM] shaquille oneal: a zebra silk thong

[6/8/2012 7:52:05 PM] shaquille oneal: apprently theres one being provided

[6/8/2012 7:52:20 PM] Alma Xian: I have

[6/8/2012 7:52:22 PM] Alma Xian: ALL OF THE THONGS

[6/8/2012 7:52:26 PM] Alma Xian: all of the imaginary ones anyways

[6/8/2012 7:52:42 PM] mary: a guy down the corridor has just come to my door requiring early early morning emotional support

[6/8/2012 7:52:45 PM] shaquille oneal: the emeperors new things

[6/8/2012 7:52:46 PM] mary: so i am going to go and shout at him

[6/8/2012 7:52:50 PM] mary: i may be back later

[6/8/2012 7:52:52 PM] mary: or not

[6/8/2012 7:52:53 PM] shaquille oneal: thats the spirit

[6/8/2012 7:52:58 PM] shaquille oneal: oh

[6/8/2012 7:52:59 PM] mary: BUT IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE MY BEAUTIFUL TEAMMATES

[6/8/2012 7:53:01 PM] mary: FAREWELL

[6/8/2012 7:53:07 PM] Alma Xian: good luck!

[6/8/2012 7:53:07 PM] shaquille oneal: HOPE TO SEE YOU LATER

[6/8/2012 7:53:10 PM] shaquille oneal: ADIOS

[6/8/2012 7:53:13 PM] shaquille oneal: (highfive)

[6/8/2012 7:53:25 PM] shaquille oneal: i thought that was a farewell

[6/8/2012 7:53:26 PM] Alma Xian: tell him the davecest shippers love him

[6/8/2012 7:53:27 PM] shaquille oneal: lies

[6/8/2012 7:53:33 PM] Alma Xian: pft

[6/8/2012 7:53:38 PM] Mercy: i'm just going to stay in here

[6/8/2012 7:53:40 PM] Mercy: gets cozy

[6/8/2012 7:53:41 PM] shaquille oneal: if he ever needs a hug the davecests will be here for him

[6/8/2012 7:53:49 PM] shaquille oneal: virtually

[6/8/2012 7:53:54 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Those are great hugs.

[6/8/2012 7:54:03 PM] Alma Xian: best hugs

[6/8/2012 7:55:23 PM] Alma Xian: I

[6/8/2012 7:55:30 PM] shaquille oneal: dramatic

[6/8/2012 7:55:33 PM] Alma Xian: the hour is almost up and I am feeling kind of surprised

[6/8/2012 7:55:43 PM] Alma Xian: dramatical accidenties

[6/8/2012 7:55:54 PM] Alma Xian: Can everyone still stay?

[6/8/2012 7:56:00 PM] shaquille oneal: does everyone have to go after the hour?

[6/8/2012 7:56:01 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I can.

[6/8/2012 7:56:04 PM] shaquille oneal: i can

[6/8/2012 7:56:22 PM] Cake: i'm still here

[6/8/2012 7:57:03 PM] shaquille oneal: how about you alexander the great

[6/8/2012 8:00:02 PM] Alma Xian: hm. Mercy isn't saying anything, either.

[6/8/2012 8:00:23 PM] Alma Xian: Well, for now, should we try to figure a good time for another meeting before more people have to go?

[6/8/2012 8:00:30 PM] Mercy: uhm

[6/8/2012 8:00:33 PM] Mercy: i said i'm here wayy up there

[6/8/2012 8:00:35 PM] Mercy: at 7:53

[6/8/2012 8:00:37 PM] Mercy: 8)

[6/8/2012 8:00:42 PM] Alma Xian: Oops. >~> Sorry about that!

[6/8/2012 8:00:45 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Wow someone's on top of things.

[6/8/2012 8:00:58 PM] Mercy: its cool

[6/8/2012 8:01:09 PM] Alma Xian: if by on top of things you mean crushed under a pile of confusion or are you talking about someone else in which case we're adding to the pile

[6/8/2012 8:01:10 PM] shaquille oneal: timezones are my new arch nemesis

[6/8/2012 8:01:13 PM] Mercy: i'll be here literally all night if yall need me

[6/8/2012 8:01:20 PM] Cake: same

[6/8/2012 8:01:26 PM] shaquille oneal: man now that iim here ill be too

[6/8/2012 8:01:36 PM] shaquille oneal: sorry for ebing...A HALF HOUR LATE

[6/8/2012 8:01:41 PM] Alexander the Great: I RETURN

[6/8/2012 8:01:49 PM] shaquille oneal: JOY SWEEPS THE LANDS

[6/8/2012 8:01:56 PM] Alexander the Great: LIGHT RETURNS

[6/8/2012 8:01:57 PM] Alma Xian: I'll have to leave in about 15 minutes and then I'll return as soon as I convince my parents that I'm 'going to bed'

[6/8/2012 8:02:04 PM] Alexander the Great: heh heh heh

[6/8/2012 8:02:07 PM] Alma Xian: THE CLOUDS BREAK TO REVEAL THE ANGELS

[6/8/2012 8:02:13 PM] shaquille oneal: diabolical

[6/8/2012 8:02:15 PM] Alexander the Great: I just finished my last day of high school

[6/8/2012 8:02:17 PM] Alexander the Great: so

[6/8/2012 8:02:21 PM] Alexander the Great: I'm good

[6/8/2012 8:02:22 PM] Alexander the Great: no bed for me

[6/8/2012 8:02:32 PM] Alma Xian: congratulations~~~~!

[6/8/2012 8:02:42 PM] shaquille oneal: if there were a party hat emote

[6/8/2012 8:02:48 PM] shaquille oneal: rest assured youd be recieving them tenfold

[6/8/2012 8:02:59 PM] Alma Xian: as well as streamser

[6/8/2012 8:03:01 PM] Alexander the Great: (party)

[6/8/2012 8:03:03 PM] Alma Xian: and those blowy things

[6/8/2012 8:03:06 PM] Alma Xian: wooo

[6/8/2012 8:03:08 PM] shaquille oneal: holy sshit

[6/8/2012 8:03:13 PM] Alma Xian: (party)

[6/8/2012 8:03:15 PM] Alexander the Great: (party)

[6/8/2012 8:03:15 PM] Alma Xian: whee

[6/8/2012 8:03:26 PM] shaquille oneal: (party)

[6/8/2012 8:03:44 PM] Cake: omG (clap)

[6/8/2012 8:03:55 PM] shaquille oneal: (hug)

[6/8/2012 8:04:02 PM] Alma Xian: (^)

[6/8/2012 8:04:06 PM] shaquille oneal: what the hell is that thing doing

[6/8/2012 8:04:10 PM] shaquille oneal: cakes dont spin

[6/8/2012 8:04:17 PM] Cake: (^) (^) (^) (^) (^)

[6/8/2012 8:04:23 PM] Cake: yeeeeesssssssssssss

[6/8/2012 8:04:27 PM] shaquille oneal: (devil) (devil) (devil)

[6/8/2012 8:04:34 PM] Alexander the Great: :*

[6/8/2012 8:04:42 PM] shaquille oneal: \o/ \o/ \o/

[6/8/2012 8:04:47 PM] shaquille oneal: disco inferno

[6/8/2012 8:05:37 PM] Alma Xian: (rofl)

[6/8/2012 8:05:45 PM] Alma Xian: darn it doesn't actually roll

[6/8/2012 8:05:48 PM] Alma Xian: i am disappoint

[6/8/2012 8:05:53 PM] shaquille oneal: lies and slander

[6/8/2012 8:06:01 PM] shaquille oneal: skype do you feel the burn

[6/8/2012 8:06:06 PM] shaquille oneal: (envy)

[6/8/2012 8:06:07 PM] Alma Xian: SKYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

[6/8/2012 8:06:12 PM] shaquille oneal: oh thats envy

[6/8/2012 8:06:15 PM] shaquille oneal: more LIES

[6/8/2012 8:06:27 PM] shaquille oneal: am i not allowed to be angry here

[6/8/2012 8:06:35 PM] Alma Xian: I am waving my fist at the sky right now

[6/8/2012 8:06:40 PM] Alma Xian: moire accurately the ceiling fan

[6/8/2012 8:06:47 PM] shaquille oneal: (emo) (emo) (emo)

[6/8/2012 8:06:55 PM] shaquille oneal: oh yeah

[6/8/2012 8:06:56 PM] Alma Xian: hpft

[6/8/2012 8:06:59 PM] Alma Xian: fff

[6/8/2012 8:07:00 PM] Alma Xian: t

[6/8/2012 8:07:05 PM] shaquille oneal: i skimmed the logs but did you guyes talk about any

[6/8/2012 8:07:11 PM] shaquille oneal: super important hso type things

[6/8/2012 8:07:18 PM] Alma Xian: uhhhhhhhhhh

[6/8/2012 8:07:27 PM] Alma Xian: on topicness

[6/8/2012 8:07:31 PM] Alma Xian: is out of my department

[6/8/2012 8:07:33 PM] Alma Xian: /shot

[6/8/2012 8:07:46 PM] shaquille oneal: guess im joining thebody count too

[6/8/2012 8:08:00 PM] Alma Xian: oop

[6/8/2012 8:08:05 PM] Alma Xian: we can be on topic later

[6/8/2012 8:08:17 PM] shaquille oneal: yes lets procrastinate

[6/8/2012 8:08:30 PM] Alma Xian: We had the majority of the team present at one or another point in time during this

[6/8/2012 8:08:36 PM] Alma Xian: so that's good

[6/8/2012 8:08:55 PM] shaquille oneal: i think thats pretty darngreat for a first skype attempt

[6/8/2012 8:09:04 PM] shaquille oneal: well perfect it

[6/8/2012 8:09:10 PM] shaquille oneal: the skypechat formula

[6/8/2012 8:09:24 PM] Alma Xian: it shall be the greatest formula of all time

[6/8/2012 8:09:31 PM] Alma Xian: mathematicians shall look upon it

[6/8/2012 8:09:36 PM] Alma Xian: and weep tears of pure sparkly joy

[6/8/2012 8:10:10 PM] shaquille oneal: manly manly anime tears

[6/8/2012 8:10:15 PM] Alma Xian: sugoi

[6/8/2012 8:10:42 PM] shaquille oneal: ;(

[6/8/2012 8:10:53 PM] Alma Xian: on another note do you think we should try to address hso things with the people remaining or wait?

[6/8/2012 8:11:02 PM] shaquille oneal: well yeah i mean

[6/8/2012 8:11:03 PM] Alma Xian: assuming that everyone's still paying attention

[6/8/2012 8:11:10 PM] shaquille oneal: were here to get our chat on about stuff

[6/8/2012 8:11:22 PM] Cake: i'm quietly observing you all

[6/8/2012 8:11:28 PM] shaquille oneal: lurking

[6/8/2012 8:11:29 PM] Alma Xian: you're in luck

[6/8/2012 8:11:38 PM] Alma Xian: you get to observe natural davecests in their habitats

[6/8/2012 8:12:07 PM] shaquille oneal: view their daily consumption of tasteful dave stripshots

[6/8/2012 8:13:02 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Fantastic.

[6/8/2012 8:13:24 PM] Alma Xian: inspect their preferred resting places basking in the light of dave with dave with dave with dave with dave

[6/8/2012 8:13:26 PM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/8/2012 8:13:40 PM] shaquille oneal: (angel) (angel) (angel)

[6/8/2012 8:13:44 PM] shaquille oneal: more like

[6/8/2012 8:13:58 PM] shaquille oneal: (cool) (heart) (cool) (heart) (cool) (heart) (cool)

[6/8/2012 8:14:03 PM] Alma Xian: dang

[6/8/2012 8:14:05 PM] Alma Xian: skype was made for us

[6/8/2012 8:14:16 PM] shaquille oneal: reveal your secrets to us skype

[6/8/2012 8:14:18 PM] shaquille oneal: we have come

[6/8/2012 8:14:26 PM] Cake: omg thIS IS PERFECT I'M CRY.

[6/8/2012 8:14:36 PM] shaquille oneal: were all crying here

[6/8/2012 8:14:40 PM] shaquille oneal: it is a joyous occaison

[6/8/2012 8:15:01 PM] shaquille oneal: sort of like a baby being born but with less babies

[6/8/2012 8:15:26 PM] Alma Xian: can there be meteors involved

[6/8/2012 8:15:44 PM] shaquille oneal: can troy bolton get his head in the game

[6/8/2012 8:15:52 PM] shaquille oneal: YES and HELL FUCKING YES

[6/8/2012 8:15:57 PM] shaquille oneal: respectively

[6/8/2012 8:16:06 PM] Alma Xian: ouo!

[6/8/2012 8:16:10 PM] Alma Xian: we are the court of on topicness

[6/8/2012 8:16:14 PM] Alma Xian: the royal court

[6/8/2012 8:16:27 PM] shaquille oneal: and we are all nobles

[6/8/2012 8:16:34 PM] Alma Xian: noble gases?

[6/8/2012 8:16:35 PM] shaquille oneal: red crowns

[6/8/2012 8:16:43 PM] shaquille oneal: how unladylike

[6/8/2012 8:16:57 PM] Alma Xian: except we're not like "man im better than you I have all a my electrons psssh"

[6/8/2012 8:17:01 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 8:17:12 PM] shaquille oneal: electrons yeah whatever who needs elctrons

[6/8/2012 8:17:22 PM] shaquille oneal: electrons are for sci fi films

[6/8/2012 8:17:31 PM] kawaiiusTestified: And atoms.

[6/8/2012 8:18:00 PM] Alma Xian: and tons of things the majority of which I don't consciouly think about outside of chemistry class but

[6/8/2012 8:18:09 PM] Alma Xian: Does everyone have their plans for the first round?

[6/8/2012 8:18:26 PM] shaquille oneal: ive started on something already yessir

[6/8/2012 8:18:27 PM] Alma Xian: what the hell is consciouly womeone hit me

[6/8/2012 8:18:30 PM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/8/2012 8:19:02 PM] Alma Xian: Anyways, how about you all?

[6/8/2012 8:19:14 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I have a grand total of jack shit so far.

[6/8/2012 8:19:26 PM] shaquille oneal: well hey theres 12 days

[6/8/2012 8:19:34 PM] shaquille oneal: thats a whole christmas season

[6/8/2012 8:19:45 PM] shaquille oneal: plenty of time to create a masterpeice

[6/8/2012 8:20:00 PM] Alma Xian: If you need help generating ideas then we're here for you

[6/8/2012 8:20:05 PM] Alma Xian: or for anything else

[6/8/2012 8:20:22 PM] Alma Xian: teams are for being teams which just happen to be for being teams

[6/8/2012 8:21:07 PM] Alma Xian: of course if you don't want to deal with getting an idea which I can understand because I do that a lot with other things then you can always collab as well

[6/8/2012 8:21:25 PM] shaquille oneal: yes collabs are a definite idea

[6/8/2012 8:21:48 PM] shaquille oneal: do you have your medium picked yet?

[6/8/2012 8:22:35 PM] kawaiiusTestified: I haven't really thought much about this round yet because, haha, summer classes are totally great.

[6/8/2012 8:23:04 PM] shaquille oneal: definitely understandable

[6/8/2012 8:23:45 PM] Cake: i'm ready to start something but i need an /idea/ 8^y

[6/8/2012 8:24:15 PM] Cake: at this point there's too much going on at once with summer and all so i can't think

[6/8/2012 8:24:41 PM] shaquille oneal: well hey weve all got perfectly useful idea filled noggins

[6/8/2012 8:25:17 PM] Alma Xian: Well, good luck and you can always talk when you feel that you have time! I'm sure you'll make something great~ =w=

Indeed. =w= Should I throw some other ideas or do you want us to help you come up with your own?

[6/8/2012 8:25:45 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Brainstorming of some sort sounds like it might be beneficial.

[6/8/2012 8:25:49 PM] shaquille oneal: the prompts gambling and thats really open for interpretation

[6/8/2012 8:26:15 PM] Alma Xian: Alright. ouo Well, to start

[6/8/2012 8:26:20 PM] Alma Xian: what do you first think of when you think of gambling?

[6/8/2012 8:26:42 PM] Cake: i'm willing for a good team brainstorm but hey~

[6/8/2012 8:26:55 PM] Cake: you can tell me something to draw and i'll draw it

[6/8/2012 8:27:38 PM] Alma Xian: Do you mind if I throw an idea at you that I had awhile ago for a drawing but which I would suck at so it's not more than a sketch and some ideas right now?

[6/8/2012 8:27:58 PM] shaquille oneal: this is intriguing

[6/8/2012 8:28:06 PM] Alma Xian: And then maybe that will spark more ideas and then hopefully sstuff

[6/8/2012 8:28:13 PM] Cake: go for it~ ouo

[6/8/2012 8:28:38 PM] (PokerChipsCardsAndDaves) Alma Xian: Right, so two cards in a pile of poker chips, kind of leaning like \/ but overlapping at the bottom

[6/8/2012 8:28:43 PM] Alma Xian: Ace of Hearts probably

[6/8/2012 8:28:46 PM] Alma Xian: each card has a Dave

[6/8/2012 8:28:53 PM] Alma Xian: but one of them is worn by time and the Dave inside is god tier

[6/8/2012 8:29:12 PM] Alma Xian: the other is brand new and the Dave inside is Dave from the beginning ish or in whatever other outfit

[6/8/2012 8:29:25 PM] Alma Xian: on the part where the cards overlap they're holding hands

[6/8/2012 8:29:35 PM] Alma Xian: basically

[6/8/2012 8:29:38 PM] shaquille oneal: holy hell

[6/8/2012 8:29:56 PM] shaquille oneal: thats a really cool idea

[6/8/2012 8:30:13 PM] shaquille oneal: rife with symbolism

[6/8/2012 8:30:16 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Dang. It is indeed.

[6/8/2012 8:30:17 PM] Alma Xian: thank you. =w=

[6/8/2012 8:30:21 PM] Alma Xian: <3

[6/8/2012 8:30:28 PM] kawaiiusTestified: However it seems I may have to go here momentarily; I may return at some point.

[6/8/2012 8:30:33 PM] kawaiiusTestified: If not, I'll review the chat tomorrow.

[6/8/2012 8:30:39 PM] shaquille oneal: we will miss you

[6/8/2012 8:30:43 PM] shaquille oneal: stay kawaii

[6/8/2012 8:30:43 PM] Alma Xian: Alright! I hope to see you soon, but have fun/good luck with whatever you're doing!

[6/8/2012 8:30:49 PM] shaquille oneal: seconded!

[6/8/2012 8:31:03 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Thank you, and rest assured my kawaii levels will remain steady.

[6/8/2012 8:31:07 PM] Alma Xian: oh that's right hang on I need to toss some sparkles on you before you go

[6/8/2012 8:31:08 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 8:31:17 PM] kawaiiusTestified: Oh my.

[6/8/2012 8:31:31 PM] Alma Xian: if only there were a sparkly emote but oh well

[6/8/2012 8:31:35 PM] Alma Xian: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

[6/8/2012 8:31:45 PM] Alma Xian: and that will do for now and I will find a better method someday

[6/8/2012 8:31:51 PM] kawaiiusTestified: kawaiiusTestified goes Sparkle Tier.

[6/8/2012 8:32:06 PM] Alma Xian: OuO!!!

[6/8/2012 8:32:16 PM] kawaiiusTestified: kawaiiusTestified salutes and ollies outie on a skateboard of glitter.

[6/8/2012 8:32:41 PM] Alma Xian: oh my

[6/8/2012 8:32:44 PM] Alma Xian: *fans self*

[6/8/2012 8:32:48 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 8:32:53 PM] shaquille oneal: :$

[6/8/2012 8:33:00 PM] shaquille oneal: cant handle such a suteki teammate

[6/8/2012 8:33:07 PM] Cake: oh my kami

[6/8/2012 8:33:20 PM] Alma Xian: there is desu everywhere

[6/8/2012 8:33:35 PM] shaquille oneal: desu out the wazoo

[6/8/2012 8:33:43 PM] Alma Xian: he's desu and he knows it

[6/8/2012 8:35:01 PM] Alma Xian: before I go look for the whole song

[6/8/2012 8:35:14 PM] Alma Xian: what do yo uthink of the idea, Cake? Or would you prefer another name?

[6/8/2012 8:36:22 PM] Cake: the idea is really great!! but i'm trying to piece together in my head how i would draw it..

[6/8/2012 8:36:45 PM] shaquille oneal: we can bounce some other ideas too and maybe thatll give you a definitive picture

[6/8/2012 8:37:03 PM] Cake: yes that would be fantastic ;u;

[6/8/2012 8:37:37 PM] Alma Xian: Sounds good to me!

I did try to sketch the idea but I abandoned it after like 3 minutes so I doubt that means anything ahaha

[6/8/2012 8:38:11 PM] Alma Xian: So, for anyone paying attention which currently seems to be 3 people

[6/8/2012 8:38:26 PM] Alma Xian: What do you think of first when the word gambling comes to mind?

[6/8/2012 8:38:35 PM] Alma Xian: close your eyes think of the word and type the first thing you think of

[6/8/2012 8:38:49 PM] Cake: poker

[6/8/2012 8:38:54 PM] shaquille oneal: alchohol

[6/8/2012 8:39:15 PM] Alma Xian: and I think of cards and dice simultaneously

[6/8/2012 8:39:21 PM] shaquille oneal: cards especially

[6/8/2012 8:39:27 PM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/8/2012 8:39:27 PM] shaquille oneal: i really really like the card symbolism

[6/8/2012 8:39:43 PM] (WithTheseDavesIDaveShallHaveTheBestLuck) Cake: pimp dave with a harem of daves

[6/8/2012 8:39:51 PM] shaquille oneal: oh motherfuck

[6/8/2012 8:39:53 PM] shaquille oneal: YES

[6/8/2012 8:39:57 PM] Alma Xian: oh dear

[6/8/2012 8:40:01 PM] shaquille oneal: his lucky charms

[6/8/2012 8:40:08 PM] Alma Xian: my heart appears to be making palpitations of an unhealthy sort

[6/8/2012 8:40:26 PM] Alma Xian: would he ask them to blow on the dice

[6/8/2012 8:40:28 PM] Alma Xian: for good luck?

[6/8/2012 8:40:33 PM] shaquille oneal: theyd all do it

[6/8/2012 8:40:35 PM] shaquille oneal: at the same time

[6/8/2012 8:40:38 PM] shaquille oneal: ;)

[6/8/2012 8:40:58 PM] Cake: hnnnnngg

[6/8/2012 8:41:45 PM] Alma Xian: and then to make it cheesy some dave leans too far kisses another dave and the resulting outrage makes them all end up on the floor

[6/8/2012 8:41:53 PM] shaquille oneal: !!!!!!!

[6/8/2012 8:42:01 PM] Alma Xian: in the most wonderful dave orgy type of mess

[6/8/2012 8:42:15 PM] shaquille oneal: no one else in the casino has any fuckin clue whats going on

[6/8/2012 8:42:20 PM] shaquille oneal: but hell if theyre gonna stop it

[6/8/2012 8:42:47 PM] shaquille oneal: no man wait

[6/8/2012 8:42:48 PM] shaquille oneal: what if

[6/8/2012 8:42:51 PM] Alma Xian: ?

[6/8/2012 8:42:51 PM] shaquille oneal: a whole casino

[6/8/2012 8:42:54 PM] shaquille oneal: populated by daves

[6/8/2012 8:42:58 PM] shaquille oneal: dave cardsharks

[6/8/2012 8:43:00 PM] Alma Xian: god

[6/8/2012 8:43:00 PM] shaquille oneal: dave vendors

[6/8/2012 8:43:00 PM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/8/2012 8:43:07 PM] shaquille oneal: all is dave

[6/8/2012 8:43:11 PM] Cake: HEAVEN

[6/8/2012 8:43:28 PM] shaquille oneal: open the door to a blast of strawberry

[6/8/2012 8:43:36 PM] Alma Xian: and by blast

[6/8/2012 8:43:39 PM] Alma Xian: we mean a fucking tsunami

[6/8/2012 8:43:50 PM] shaquille oneal: a tsunami of daves

[6/8/2012 8:43:51 PM] shaquille oneal: just

[6/8/2012 8:43:55 PM] shaquille oneal: let that mental image

[6/8/2012 8:44:00 PM] shaquille oneal: occur

[6/8/2012 8:44:16 PM] Alma Xian: close your eyes breath in deep and let the Daves wash over you

[6/8/2012 8:44:30 PM] shaquille oneal: swimming in daves

[6/8/2012 8:44:50 PM] Alma Xian: at some point just for kicks a Dave who was previously a dealer goes back to the time when he was dealing because he already knows everything that happens, by the way

[6/8/2012 8:44:53 PM] Alma Xian: because that's fascinating

[6/8/2012 8:44:58 PM] Alma Xian: how will past Dave react

[6/8/2012 8:45:04 PM] shaquille oneal: whoa

[6/8/2012 8:45:16 PM] shaquille oneal: whos to say the rest of the daves didnt do it as well

[6/8/2012 8:45:29 PM] Alma Xian: at some point it's probably unavoidable

[6/8/2012 8:45:38 PM] Alma Xian: and the entire thing is just a mess of

[6/8/2012 8:45:40 PM] Alma Xian: of

[6/8/2012 8:45:51 PM] shaquille oneal: every single one knows all the moves but they keep playing anyways

[6/8/2012 8:45:53 PM] shaquille oneal: a mess of

[6/8/2012 8:45:55 PM] shaquille oneal: d a v e

[6/8/2012 8:46:11 PM] Alma Xian: dave is the one

[6/8/2012 8:46:12 PM] Alma Xian: dave is the all

[6/8/2012 8:46:17 PM] Alma Xian: he creates all the messes

[6/8/2012 8:46:21 PM] shaquille oneal: dave is omniscient

[6/8/2012 8:46:24 PM] shaquille oneal: omnipresent

[6/8/2012 8:46:25 PM] shaquille oneal: omnidave

[6/8/2012 8:46:26 PM] Alma Xian: but he's not going to clean them up because who is he a fucking cleaning lady

[6/8/2012 8:46:29 PM] Alma Xian: only ironically

[6/8/2012 8:46:31 PM] Alma Xian: omnidave

[6/8/2012 8:46:36 PM] Alma Xian: is the best thin I've heard all day

[6/8/2012 8:46:44 PM] shaquille oneal: thatsll be the name of our collab round piece

[6/8/2012 8:46:48 PM] shaquille oneal: oh holy shit

[6/8/2012 8:46:50 PM] shaquille oneal: what if

[6/8/2012 8:46:50 PM] Cake: sderftgyhujikolpkjhgfdsaqwsdrftghjnmk

[6/8/2012 8:47:13 PM] (DaveInAWaistcoatAndAPowderedWig) shaquille oneal: dave goes back in time and like everyone is dave

[6/8/2012 8:47:35 PM] shaquille oneal: like he starts talking to rose online and its just some snarky purple punctuationless mess

[6/8/2012 8:47:49 PM] Alma Xian: like the davestuck thing?

[6/8/2012 8:47:52 PM] Alma Xian: what if

[6/8/2012 8:47:54 PM] shaquille oneal: yes

[6/8/2012 8:47:56 PM] Alma Xian: napoleon was dave

[6/8/2012 8:48:00 PM] Alma Xian: george washington was dave

[6/8/2012 8:48:02 PM] Alma Xian: they were all

[6/8/2012 8:48:03 PM] Alma Xian: dave

[6/8/2012 8:48:14 PM] Alma Xian: just really well disguised

[6/8/2012 8:48:19 PM] Alma Xian: and the kids on the meteor

[6/8/2012 8:48:25 PM] Alma Xian: were the first non-daves on the planet

[6/8/2012 8:48:34 PM] Alma Xian: so dave went back in time to make history just to mess with them

[6/8/2012 8:48:38 PM] shaquille oneal: :O

[6/8/2012 8:48:47 PM] Alma Xian: it's his fault our history textbooks are such a pain

[6/8/2012 8:48:52 PM] shaquille oneal: god damn it dave

[6/8/2012 8:49:00 PM] shaquille oneal: couldnt you fill them with your raps instead

[6/8/2012 8:49:46 PM] Alma Xian: tjhe most important subject in school

[6/8/2012 8:49:50 PM] Alma Xian: is obviously sick beats

[6/8/2012 8:49:57 PM] Cake: yes

[6/8/2012 8:50:09 PM] shaquille oneal: how else are you gonna wheel and deal yourself into a part time job

[6/8/2012 8:50:14 PM] shaquille oneal: qualifications

[6/8/2012 8:50:17 PM] shaquille oneal: lame

[6/8/2012 8:50:30 PM] shaquille oneal: work ethic?

[6/8/2012 8:50:34 PM] shaquille oneal: dont be such a chump

[6/8/2012 8:50:44 PM] Alma Xian: psssshhhhh

[6/8/2012 8:50:47 PM] Alma Xian: brb really quick htough

[6/8/2012 8:50:54 PM] shaquille oneal: good luck

[6/8/2012 8:51:00 PM] shaquille oneal: with your mysterious mission

[6/8/2012 8:51:51 PM] Cake: oh my god this is making my day

[6/8/2012 8:52:14 PM] shaquille oneal: i was waiting all week for this chat and it was well well worth it

[6/8/2012 8:52:27 PM] shaquille oneal: everyone on the team is such a babe

[6/8/2012 8:52:52 PM] Cake: best team. (heart)

[6/8/2012 8:53:19 PM] Cake: i'm p much speechless tho xD

[6/8/2012 8:53:52 PM] shaquille oneal: all i can do is ramble on about dave washington

[6/8/2012 8:54:01 PM] shaquille oneal: what a dreamboat

[6/8/2012 8:54:35 PM] Cake: it so happened

[6/8/2012 8:54:37 PM] Cake: yes

[6/8/2012 8:54:51 PM] shaquille oneal: now that the wools been lifted from my eyes

[6/8/2012 8:55:06 PM] shaquille oneal: i will accept nothing less than dave in a waistcoat and powdered wig

[6/8/2012 8:55:51 PM] Cake: canon

[6/8/2012 8:56:21 PM] shaquille oneal: super secret dave trickster mode

[6/8/2012 8:56:57 PM] shaquille oneal: if we end up making a game for the collab i have to insist that ctrl+t turns dave into george washington

[6/8/2012 8:57:25 PM] Cake: hgdkazuvgbfaszgGZARRGD YES.

[6/8/2012 8:57:43 PM] Cake: and a game sounds like a GREAT idea

[6/8/2012 8:58:07 PM] shaquille oneal: except i dont think we have any programmers

[6/8/2012 8:58:15 PM] Alma Xian: back

[6/8/2012 8:58:19 PM] Alma Xian: uh yeah we discussed that

[6/8/2012 8:58:21 PM] Alma Xian: my bro programs

[6/8/2012 8:58:23 PM] Alma Xian: but I can't really

[6/8/2012 8:58:24 PM] Alma Xian: ask

[6/8/2012 8:58:24 PM] Alma Xian: him

[6/8/2012 8:58:25 PM] shaquille oneal: we were discussing dave washington

[6/8/2012 8:58:25 PM] Alma Xian: ....

[6/8/2012 8:58:27 PM] shaquille oneal: pfft

[6/8/2012 8:58:29 PM] Alma Xian: dave washington

[6/8/2012 8:58:33 PM] Alma Xian: hot

[6/8/2012 8:58:39 PM] shaquille oneal: powdered wig

[6/8/2012 8:58:40 PM] shaquille oneal: wowza

[6/8/2012 8:58:44 PM] Alma Xian: what about dave hamilton hamilton is my history crush

[6/8/2012 8:58:46 PM] Alma Xian: daaaaaaaaagn qurl

[6/8/2012 8:58:55 PM] Alma Xian: look im incoherent again

[6/8/2012 8:58:56 PM] Alma Xian: too ht

[6/8/2012 8:59:02 PM] shaquille oneal: 2 hot 2 handle

[6/8/2012 8:59:07 PM] shaquille oneal: we got you

[6/8/2012 8:59:14 PM] shaquille oneal: understand your dave hamilton plight

[6/8/2012 8:59:29 PM] shaquille oneal: david bowie

[6/8/2012 8:59:42 PM] Alma Xian: :O

[6/8/2012 9:00:00 PM] Alma Xian: ...

[6/8/2012 9:00:04 PM] shaquille oneal: why does it

[6/8/2012 9:00:06 PM] shaquille oneal: smile

[6/8/2012 9:00:09 PM] shaquille oneal: after closing its mouth

[6/8/2012 9:00:20 PM] Alma Xian: Dave Dickinson

[6/8/2012 9:00:27 PM] Alma Xian: i don/t even know

[6/8/2012 9:00:36 PM] shaquille oneal: dave allen poe

[6/8/2012 9:00:44 PM] shaquille oneal: snoop dave

[6/8/2012 9:00:54 PM] shaquille oneal: michael jordave

[6/8/2012 9:00:59 PM] Cake: daveraham lincoln

[6/8/2012 9:01:03 PM] shaquille oneal: fuck

[6/8/2012 9:01:07 PM] Alma Xian: good

[6/8/2012 9:01:09 PM] Alma Xian: lord

[6/8/2012 9:01:30 PM] shaquille oneal: if theres an american pride round

[6/8/2012 9:01:33 PM] shaquille oneal: we will be SO set

[6/8/2012 9:01:50 PM] Alma Xian: that would be absolutely hilarious

[6/8/2012 9:02:00 PM] Alma Xian: i think the rounds are supposed to be after patron trolls

[6/8/2012 9:02:06 PM] Alma Xian: but if only we could tell them to do that

[6/8/2012 9:02:10 PM] Alma Xian: life would b gr8t

[6/8/2012 9:02:21 PM] shaquille oneal: what would terezis be

[6/8/2012 9:02:36 PM] shaquille oneal: justice i guess

[6/8/2012 9:02:48 PM] Alma Xian: quite likely

[6/8/2012 9:02:55 PM] shaquille oneal: lawyer dave

[6/8/2012 9:02:57 PM] Alma Xian: broadest topic from her as wel

[6/8/2012 9:03:00 PM] Alma Xian: .....

[6/8/2012 9:03:02 PM] Alma Xian: is this the part

[6/8/2012 9:03:07 PM] shaquille oneal: all suited up

[6/8/2012 9:03:09 PM] Alma Xian: where i awkwardly say that i have the weirdest boner right now

[6/8/2012 9:03:17 PM] Cake: signing the constitution

[6/8/2012 9:03:18 PM] shaquille oneal: only just now

[6/8/2012 9:03:29 PM] Alma Xian: okay fine i confess

[6/8/2012 9:03:31 PM] shaquille oneal: dicklaration of binerpendance

[6/8/2012 9:03:49 PM] Alma Xian: i cant

[6/8/2012 9:04:00 PM] Cake: oh my gOD

[6/8/2012 9:04:13 PM] shaquille oneal: if dave is all then

[6/8/2012 9:04:20 PM] shaquille oneal: dave cage

[6/8/2012 9:04:24 PM] Alma Xian: .......................

[6/8/2012 9:04:27 PM] Alma Xian: o

[6/8/2012 9:04:35 PM] shaquille oneal: ghost strider

[6/8/2012 9:04:53 PM] Alma Xian: everyone is dave's fangirl this way

[6/8/2012 9:04:55 PM] Alma Xian: INCLUDING HIMSELF

[6/8/2012 9:05:07 PM] Alma Xian: but now we know John is Dave's greatest fanboy

[6/8/2012 9:05:20 PM] shaquille oneal: doesnt know its dave smirking behind those rugged features

[6/8/2012 9:05:34 PM] shaquille oneal: matthew macoughnadave

[6/8/2012 9:06:31 PM] (I'dLikeAMcDickWithThat) Cake: McDave's

[6/8/2012 9:06:42 PM] shaquille oneal: ill have the happy meal

[6/8/2012 9:06:50 PM] Alma Xian: what if the happy meal

[6/8/2012 9:07:04 PM] Alma Xian: was his jizz

[6/8/2012 9:07:06 PM] shaquille oneal: wbvd

[6/8/2012 9:07:08 PM] Alma Xian: everyone would be happy

[6/8/2012 9:07:16 PM] Alma Xian: wbvd?

[6/8/2012 9:07:16 PM] shaquille oneal: new at mcdaves

[6/8/2012 9:07:20 PM] shaquille oneal: the mcdick

[6/8/2012 9:07:25 PM] shaquille oneal: keyboard smash

[6/8/2012 9:07:32 PM] Alma Xian: k pft

[6/8/2012 9:07:35 PM] Cake: ;7tcd87c6twesar7

[6/8/2012 9:07:43 PM] shaquille oneal: not as artistic as cakes

[6/8/2012 9:08:11 PM] Alma Xian: inarticulacy is a fine art and yet no one can say that any entry to it is not divine

[6/8/2012 9:08:18 PM] Alma Xian: davinity

[6/8/2012 9:08:33 PM] shaquille oneal: davinity and beyond

[6/8/2012 9:08:44 PM] shaquille oneal: the daveinci code

[6/8/2012 9:09:05 PM] Alma Xian: i don't remember miuch of that book but i remember it was theoretically supposed to scar me for life

[6/8/2012 9:09:26 PM] shaquille oneal: all i remember was that there was a movie and the girl in it wore ugly shoes

[6/8/2012 9:09:34 PM] Alma Xian: pfffff!

[6/8/2012 9:09:57 PM] Alma Xian: i think there was something about eating a guys genitals as in actual eating not what eating cock implies

[6/8/2012 9:10:08 PM] Alma Xian: but i read it at a point in time when i didnt even know that guys had dicks

[6/8/2012 9:10:15 PM] shaquille oneal: i reiterate

[6/8/2012 9:10:18 PM] Alma Xian: like i didn't know until summer before 7th grade cries

[6/8/2012 9:10:20 PM] shaquille oneal: new at mcdaves

[6/8/2012 9:10:22 PM] shaquille oneal: the mcdick

[6/8/2012 9:10:27 PM] Alma Xian: we must be educated

[6/8/2012 9:10:29 PM] Alma Xian: i want all of them

[6/8/2012 9:10:31 PM] shaquille oneal: you didnt know about dicks in 7th grade

[6/8/2012 9:10:42 PM] Alma Xian: during seventh grade yes but i was very sheltered

[6/8/2012 9:10:45 PM] Alma Xian: someone told me the middle finger

[6/8/2012 9:10:48 PM] Alma Xian: meant you didnt believe in god

[6/8/2012 9:10:50 PM] Alma Xian: and i believed them

[6/8/2012 9:11:11 PM] Alma Xian: i was like gullible as hell and also an idiot and it took until the summer before seventh grade

[6/8/2012 9:11:16 PM] Alma Xian: for me to explore the internet

[6/8/2012 9:11:20 PM] Alma Xian: and find yaoi

[6/8/2012 9:11:23 PM] Alma Xian: and then my eyes opened

[6/8/2012 9:11:35 PM] shaquille oneal: yaoi was your gate to the outisde world

[6/8/2012 9:12:01 PM] shaquille oneal: i remember google imaging animes i liked an finding all this yaoi and being so confused

[6/8/2012 9:12:08 PM] shaquille oneal: in grade 6

[6/8/2012 9:12:09 PM] Cake: thank you yaoi for the wake-up slap

[6/8/2012 9:12:34 PM] shaquille oneal: yaoi is the life alarm clock

[6/8/2012 9:12:44 PM] Alma Xian: I still remember the first time I read gay fanfiction

[6/8/2012 9:12:47 PM] Alma Xian: and i was so confused

[6/8/2012 9:12:54 PM] Alma Xian: like i didn't even know there was a concept of being gay

[6/8/2012 9:12:57 PM] shaquille oneal: i didnt understand what i was reading

[6/8/2012 9:13:02 PM] shaquille oneal: like what was a member

[6/8/2012 9:13:10 PM] shaquille oneal: was his penis in a special club

[6/8/2012 9:13:20 PM] Alma Xian: and i sent a polite review asking what was going on and why were two men doing things together and what is a cock

[6/8/2012 9:13:22 PM] Alma Xian: pfffffffty

[6/8/2012 9:13:27 PM] Alma Xian: still wonder that today sometimes

[6/8/2012 9:13:31 PM] Alma Xian: i want to be in a special club too

[6/8/2012 9:13:38 PM] shaquille oneal: we can make our own club

[6/8/2012 9:13:41 PM] shaquille oneal: members only

[6/8/2012 9:13:42 PM] shaquille oneal: ;)

[6/8/2012 9:13:50 PM] Alma Xian: woooooooo

[6/8/2012 9:13:56 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 9:14:03 PM] Cake: ;D

[6/8/2012 9:14:14 PM] shaquille oneal: im dissapointed in the lack of bizarre smilies for those

[6/8/2012 9:14:20 PM] shaquille oneal: skype

[6/8/2012 9:14:24 PM] Alma Xian: i know right

[6/8/2012 9:14:24 PM] shaquille oneal: ypu have failed us

[6/8/2012 9:14:28 PM] Alma Xian: dangit skype

[6/8/2012 9:14:34 PM] shaquille oneal: get it together man

[6/8/2012 9:14:45 PM] Alma Xian: you can't just leave things like this

[6/8/2012 9:15:01 PM] shaquille oneal: cant just walk out that open door

[6/8/2012 9:15:14 PM] shaquille oneal: what about the kids

[6/8/2012 9:15:17 PM] shaquille oneal: what about the dog

[6/8/2012 9:15:25 PM] Alma Xian: what about the family pet(s)

[6/8/2012 9:15:30 PM] Alma Xian: oop

[6/8/2012 9:15:32 PM] shaquille oneal: (heidy)

[6/8/2012 9:15:39 PM] Alma Xian: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE

[6/8/2012 9:15:40 PM] Alma Xian: THAT POOR

[6/8/2012 9:15:41 PM] Alma Xian: SQUIRREL

[6/8/2012 9:15:58 PM] shaquille oneal: ALL HE HAS IS HIS ONE DAMN NUT

[6/8/2012 9:16:07 PM] Cake: kawaii squirrel-chan! oh so desu~

[6/8/2012 9:16:16 PM] shaquille oneal: >u<

[6/8/2012 9:16:34 PM] Alma Xian: if skype displayed things realistically

[6/8/2012 9:16:35 PM] Alma Xian: that squirrel

[6/8/2012 9:16:37 PM] shaquille oneal: squuek chan

[6/8/2012 9:16:39 PM] Alma Xian: would be sparkling

[6/8/2012 9:16:40 PM] shaquille oneal: it would be rabid

[6/8/2012 9:16:42 PM] Alma Xian: o

[6/8/2012 9:16:45 PM] Alma Xian: pffft

[6/8/2012 9:16:53 PM] shaquille oneal: rabid and sparkkling

[6/8/2012 9:17:04 PM] Alma Xian: yus

[6/8/2012 9:17:12 PM] Cake: you at least got my reference, right? xD

[6/8/2012 9:17:20 PM] shaquille oneal: nyan

[6/8/2012 9:17:22 PM] shaquille oneal: rawr

[6/8/2012 9:17:27 PM] Cake: gOOD >u<

[6/8/2012 9:17:42 PM] Alma Xian: I just kind of assumed it was a generic weaboo reference? /shot

[6/8/2012 9:17:46 PM] shaquille oneal: oh

[6/8/2012 9:17:47 PM] shaquille oneal: OH

[6/8/2012 9:17:53 PM] shaquille oneal: you mean to say you have never seen

[6/8/2012 9:17:59 PM] shaquille oneal: nyan~ neko sugar girls?!?!?

[6/8/2012 9:18:33 PM] Alma Xian: uhm

[6/8/2012 9:18:40 PM] Alma Xian: (worry)

[6/8/2012 9:18:43 PM] shaquille oneal: dear lord almighty

[6/8/2012 9:18:51 PM] shaquille oneal: this is a true tragedy

[6/8/2012 9:19:00 PM] shaquille oneal: i cannot let you live on in this misery

[6/8/2012 9:19:00 PM] shaquille oneal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pupTowgpVVo

[6/8/2012 9:19:08 PM] Cake: ^best anime

[6/8/2012 9:19:20 PM] shaquille oneal: it taught me how to be sugoi

[6/8/2012 9:19:25 PM] shaquille oneal: hitoshi-san is my spirit animal

[6/8/2012 9:19:28 PM] shaquille oneal: on that note brb

[6/8/2012 9:21:01 PM] Alma Xian: k

I don't know why but i think im crying inside

[6/8/2012 9:21:15 PM] Alma Xian: is this joy or the destruction of ones self on its deepest level

[6/8/2012 9:21:17 PM] Alma Xian: i dont know

[6/8/2012 9:22:05 PM] shaquille oneal: embrace the pure life

[6/8/2012 9:22:33 PM] Cake: the answer to the secrets of the universe

[6/8/2012 9:23:34 PM] Alma Xian: this is so ~*~*desu*~*~ that i cannot comprehend

[6/8/2012 9:24:45 PM] shaquille oneal: if you think thats sugoi wait till you meant kidnapper sama

[6/8/2012 9:25:06 PM] shaquille oneal: or is it chan

[6/8/2012 9:25:08 PM] Alma Xian:

vaguely terrified

[6/8/2012 9:25:11 PM] Alma Xian: o

[6/8/2012 9:25:13 PM] shaquille oneal: maybe even san

[6/8/2012 9:25:18 PM] shaquille oneal: he is an enigma

[6/8/2012 9:27:30 PM] Alma Xian: that reminds me

[6/8/2012 9:27:34 PM] Alma Xian: of my worst weaboo days

[6/8/2012 9:27:45 PM] Alma Xian: I called my best online friend

[6/8/2012 9:27:49 PM] Alma Xian: ame-chan-kun-sama

[6/8/2012 9:27:52 PM] Alma Xian: ;;;;

[6/8/2012 9:27:56 PM] shaquille oneal: unironically

[6/8/2012 9:28:11 PM] Alma Xian: ... yes

[6/8/2012 9:28:18 PM] Alma Xian: this is probably the part

[6/8/2012 9:28:23 PM] shaquille oneal: ;( ;( ;(

[6/8/2012 9:28:36 PM] Alma Xian: where I break down and say that I was forced to do it please you have to understand

[6/8/2012 9:28:45 PM] Alma Xian: except that at that time

[6/8/2012 9:28:48 PM] Alma Xian: it was all

[6/8/2012 9:28:49 PM] Alma Xian: my

[6/8/2012 9:28:49 PM] Alma Xian: fault

[6/8/2012 9:28:53 PM] Alma Xian: aaaaaaa

[6/8/2012 9:28:57 PM] shaquille oneal: shhh

[6/8/2012 9:28:58 PM] shaquille oneal: shh sh

[6/8/2012 9:29:02 PM] shaquille oneal: dry your anime tears

[6/8/2012 9:29:18 PM] Alma Xian: but they are running in ridiculously sparkly rivulets

[6/8/2012 9:29:29 PM] Alma Xian: i can;t make them stop

[6/8/2012 9:29:43 PM] shaquille oneal: drink them away

[6/8/2012 9:29:54 PM] shaquille oneal: absorb the kawaii back into yourself

[6/8/2012 9:30:22 PM] Alma Xian: but what if I take in too much kawaii

[6/8/2012 9:30:28 PM] Alma Xian: and go on a rampage and start doing it again

[6/8/2012 9:30:37 PM] Alma Xian: I COULDN'T BEAR THE GUILT

[6/8/2012 9:30:48 PM] shaquille oneal: channel it all

[6/8/2012 9:30:55 PM] shaquille oneal: channel it all into your ochinchin

[6/8/2012 9:31:12 PM] Alma Xian: and then host a manbro bukkake theater?

[6/8/2012 9:31:44 PM] shaquille oneal: as long as the members club is invited

[6/8/2012 9:31:56 PM] Cake: shh only genki now, tomodachi

[6/8/2012 9:32:15 PM] Alma Xian: im cry

[6/8/2012 9:32:38 PM] shaquille oneal: wipe your tears on your naruto cosplay

[6/8/2012 9:32:50 PM] shaquille oneal: try not to smear youreyeliner whiskers

[6/8/2012 9:34:13 PM] Alma Xian: i'll try

[6/8/2012 9:34:29 PM] Alma Xian: although actually i didn't start into naruto until i was past the worst of my weaboo

[6/8/2012 9:34:38 PM] Alma Xian: i kinda prided myself on liking non mainstream anime oop

[6/8/2012 9:34:58 PM] shaquille oneal: m-me too

[6/8/2012 9:35:00 PM] shaquille oneal: :'(

[6/8/2012 9:35:01 PM] Alma Xian: i mean like they were good of course but i avoided mainstream stuff like naruto and bleach like the plague

[6/8/2012 9:35:07 PM] Alma Xian: ooooop

[6/8/2012 9:35:23 PM] shaquille oneal: if people at my school knew what it was i would not otouch it

[6/8/2012 9:35:32 PM] Alma Xian: same

[6/8/2012 9:35:36 PM] Alma Xian: .......

[6/8/2012 9:35:46 PM] shaquille oneal: death note was the only exception

[6/8/2012 9:36:20 PM] Cake: man, naruto played a big role in my life xD

[6/8/2012 9:37:13 PM] Cake: my friends at school were all into it and eventually got me into it (in 5th grade)

[6/8/2012 9:37:32 PM] Cake: before i was crazy for pokemon

[6/8/2012 9:37:49 PM] shaquille oneal: i didnt watch naruto until i discovered fanfiction.net and its most popular filter

[6/8/2012 9:38:48 PM] Cake: from liking naruto i met a really amazing person online. every now and then she would switch fandoms and take me along with her ^^

[6/8/2012 9:39:06 PM] Alma Xian: naruto came into my life less than a year ago when I got a convenient ap with all of the popular mangas so I thought why not

ah, sounds like fun~

[6/8/2012 9:39:13 PM] shaquille oneal: thats actually inspirational

[6/8/2012 9:39:18 PM] Alma Xian: I'm constantly trying to drag friends into fandoms but it rarely keeps

[6/8/2012 9:39:34 PM] shaquille oneal: i try not to talk about things i really like with my freinds

[6/8/2012 9:40:20 PM] Alma Xian: I'm pretty much the same with real life friends, except for two who I try to drag everywhere

[6/8/2012 9:40:53 PM] Alma Xian: one is a lazy butt who i basically torment in a best friend kind of way and one of the best ways to do that is to weaboo on her until she watches it

[6/8/2012 9:41:04 PM] shaquille oneal: i wanted t get this one friends of mine nto homestuck but then

[6/8/2012 9:41:12 PM] shaquille oneal: she became a one directioner

[6/8/2012 9:41:16 PM] Alma Xian: ..................

[6/8/2012 9:41:16 PM] shaquille oneal: and i couldnt create that kind of monster

[6/8/2012 9:41:25 PM] Alma Xian: sob

[6/8/2012 9:41:36 PM] Alma Xian: :'(

[6/8/2012 9:41:37 PM] Cake: ;A;

[6/8/2012 9:41:55 PM] shaquille oneal: a real sob story its true

[6/8/2012 9:42:17 PM] Alma Xian: this is such a productive conversation that shall be on our comm yes indeed

[6/8/2012 9:42:26 PM] Alma Xian: too wonderful to stop and yet

[6/8/2012 9:43:29 PM] Alma Xian: come to think of it how did we get here

[6/8/2012 9:43:34 PM] shaquille oneal: i

[6/8/2012 9:43:38 PM] shaquille oneal: we were on topic

[6/8/2012 9:43:40 PM] shaquille oneal: at one point

[6/8/2012 9:43:42 PM] shaquille oneal: i swear

[6/8/2012 9:43:47 PM] Alma Xian: and then we weren't by some kind of

[6/8/2012 9:43:49 PM] Alma Xian: magic

[6/8/2012 9:44:08 PM] (judge judave) shaquille oneal: the magic of dave washington

[6/8/2012 9:44:10 PM] shaquille oneal: every single probvlem

[6/8/2012 9:44:12 PM] shaquille oneal: dave washington

[6/8/2012 9:44:33 PM] Alma Xian: if Libra is justice I demand a dave marshall

[6/8/2012 9:45:28 PM] shaquille oneal: man if libra is justice

[6/8/2012 9:45:35 PM] shaquille oneal: its judge judave baby

[6/8/2012 9:45:41 PM] Alma Xian: gdo

[6/8/2012 9:45:44 PM] Alma Xian: god

[6/8/2012 9:45:49 PM] Cake: 8^y

[6/8/2012 9:46:06 PM] Alma Xian: send hep pls

davemen

[6/8/2012 9:46:15 PM] shaquille oneal: d avemen

[6/8/2012 9:46:17 PM] shaquille oneal: dAVEMEN

[6/8/2012 9:46:22 PM] shaquille oneal: davemen

[6/8/2012 9:46:25 PM] shaquille oneal: ancient dave paintings

[6/8/2012 9:46:34 PM] Alma Xian: you may have come up with that but i will never stop

[6/8/2012 9:46:37 PM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/8/2012 9:46:41 PM] Alma Xian: who cares about hunting

[6/8/2012 9:46:45 PM] shaquille oneal: it was all of us

[6/8/2012 9:46:47 PM] Alma Xian: dave is rappin on those walls

[6/8/2012 9:47:00 PM] shaquille oneal: ooga chaka ooga ooga

[6/8/2012 9:47:04 PM] shaquille oneal: diss

[6/8/2012 9:47:10 PM] Cake: sweetbro & hella jeff cave paintings

[6/8/2012 9:47:20 PM] Alma Xian: hyyyeeeeeeeeessssssss

[6/8/2012 9:47:43 PM] shaquille oneal: mutant mammoth dick

[6/8/2012 9:48:06 PM] Alma Xian: dave is the woolly mammoth

[6/8/2012 9:48:11 PM] Alma Xian: save the woolly mammoths

[6/8/2012 9:48:36 PM] shaquille oneal: ice dave is my favorite film

[6/8/2012 9:49:02 PM] Alma Xian: brb

[6/8/2012 9:49:47 PM] Cake: davemon

[6/8/2012 9:50:31 PM] shaquille oneal: you teach me and ill teach you

[6/8/2012 9:51:12 PM] Cake: this is quality

[6/8/2012 9:51:23 PM] Cake: this entire chat

[6/8/2012 9:52:00 PM] shaquille oneal: i can see the recap post now

[6/8/2012 9:52:05 PM] shaquille oneal: omnidave

[6/8/2012 9:52:06 PM] shaquille oneal: dave washington

[6/8/2012 9:52:11 PM] shaquille oneal: pokedave

[6/8/2012 9:52:19 PM] shaquille oneal: naruto fanfiction

[6/8/2012 9:52:56 PM] Alma Xian: back

[6/8/2012 9:53:05 PM] Alma Xian: btw do you want to do that or do you want me to?

[6/8/2012 9:53:12 PM] shaquille oneal: man

[6/8/2012 9:53:14 PM] Alma Xian: I think we'll all be reading back on this with fondness tho

[6/8/2012 9:53:28 PM] shaquille oneal: everyone will be adding their own favorite parts in the comments

[6/8/2012 9:53:51 PM] Alma Xian: =w=~

[6/8/2012 9:54:04 PM] Alma Xian: So, you said you were thinking about something tomorrow?

[6/8/2012 9:54:23 PM] shaquille oneal: oh yeah i was thinking itd be really fun to livestream a movie or something

[6/8/2012 9:54:31 PM] shaquille oneal: and we can chat in the there too

[6/8/2012 9:54:48 PM] Alma Xian: Sounds great! =w= What movie are you thinking?

[6/8/2012 9:55:08 PM] shaquille oneal: hm ill have to learn the ins and oust of this whole livestream business

[6/8/2012 9:55:18 PM] shaquille oneal: anything on netflix and some assorted others are our options

[6/8/2012 9:55:31 PM] Alma Xian: hm

[6/8/2012 9:55:58 PM] Alma Xian: im not familiar with netflix or anything since I used to be terrified of movies with actual people acting

[6/8/2012 9:56:18 PM] Alma Xian: not a fanatic now but I can enjoy them now ever since pirates of the carribean so yay

[6/8/2012 9:56:39 PM] shaquille oneal: we can definitely watch something animated

[6/8/2012 9:56:53 PM] Alma Xian: It's alright! Whatever everyone else wants to watch

[6/8/2012 9:57:10 PM] Alma Xian: it was just that i had some weird fears as a kid and anime didn't really help

[6/8/2012 9:57:23 PM] shaquille oneal: we could watch really cheesy anime

[6/8/2012 9:57:27 PM] shaquille oneal: like ouran or something

[6/8/2012 9:57:56 PM] shaquille oneal: unless that is something that scares you

[6/8/2012 9:58:08 PM] Alma Xian: omg im terrified of roses and sparkles and bishies halp

[6/8/2012 9:58:09 PM] Alma Xian: XD

[6/8/2012 9:58:15 PM] Alma Xian: but in all honesty i loved ouran

[6/8/2012 9:58:24 PM] shaquille oneal: i cried at the end

[6/8/2012 9:58:35 PM] Alma Xian: im not really scared of movies except movies that are supposed to be scary but i cry really easily

[6/8/2012 9:58:37 PM] Alma Xian: same

[6/8/2012 9:58:53 PM] Alma Xian: if it's mildly emotional i start sobbing

[6/8/2012 9:59:01 PM] shaquille oneal: christ tahts exactly me

[6/8/2012 9:59:03 PM] Alma Xian: that applies to anything not just watching things

[6/8/2012 9:59:05 PM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/8/2012 9:59:20 PM] shaquille oneal: if someone starts arguing with me ill sometimes cry and im not even upset

[6/8/2012 9:59:38 PM] Alma Xian: same here just like

[6/8/2012 9:59:52 PM] Alma Xian: whenever people get confrontational with me I feel like im about to cry even if I'm really angry

[6/8/2012 10:00:32 PM] Alma Xian: also when i was little people would be like "awwh she's so sweet crying over such a little thing" and now they're like "omg why are you crying this is like the equivalent of dropping a rock"

[6/8/2012 10:00:53 PM] Alma Xian: and then I basically do the equivalent of "BUT THE ROCK HAS FEELINGS TO AND WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO IT"

[6/8/2012 10:05:26 PM] shaquille oneal: whoa skype way to not alert me to these messages

[6/8/2012 10:05:45 PM] shaquille oneal: frusterated tears are the worst

[6/8/2012 10:06:06 PM] shaquille oneal: oh man if im not the only crier than we definitely shouuldnt watch stephen spielberg's AI

[6/8/2012 10:07:16 PM] Alma Xian: i think keyboards will break

[6/8/2012 10:07:25 PM] Alma Xian: i tend to keyboard smash really bad when watching sad things

[6/8/2012 10:07:30 PM] Alma Xian: have you watched Puella Magi

[6/8/2012 10:07:33 PM] shaquille oneal: iron giant is a SERIOUS NO GO

[6/8/2012 10:07:39 PM] shaquille oneal: no i was going to

[6/8/2012 10:07:40 PM] shaquille oneal: is it

[6/8/2012 10:07:41 PM] Alma Xian: I have heard of that

[6/8/2012 10:07:44 PM] shaquille oneal: depressing

[6/8/2012 10:07:50 PM] Alma Xian: at first you think it's fine and then suddenly

[6/8/2012 10:08:05 PM] Alma Xian: the end is surprisingly hopeful given the rest of the series tho

[6/8/2012 10:08:10 PM] Alma Xian: and it's great I recommend it

[6/8/2012 10:08:37 PM] Alma Xian: I also happen to have all of the episodes on a flash drive which is with me right now

[6/8/2012 10:08:48 PM] shaquille oneal: oh man

[6/8/2012 10:08:53 PM] Cake: already on my to-watch list ;A; omg

[6/8/2012 10:09:07 PM] Alma Xian: is it possible to stream if you have the video on your computer

[6/8/2012 10:09:16 PM] shaquille oneal: maybe that could be our stream thing

[6/8/2012 10:09:28 PM] shaquille oneal: like a sheduled day or days where we watch madoka

[6/8/2012 10:09:39 PM] shaquille oneal: if there are no objections of coirse

[6/8/2012 10:09:50 PM] Alma Xian: \tht would be nice, and I guess we'll just have to see

[6/8/2012 10:10:00 PM] Alma Xian: don't complain about the wonky art. it gets wonkier.

[6/8/2012 10:10:18 PM] Alma Xian: well actually the only thing I hear being complained about are the face shapes for general art things but then things get

[6/8/2012 10:10:31 PM] Alma Xian: really bizarre and I loved it almost as much as I wanted to curl into my chair and hide

[6/8/2012 10:10:46 PM] shaquille oneal: they all look fine from behind but then their

[6/8/2012 10:10:48 PM] shaquille oneal: um

[6/8/2012 10:10:49 PM] shaquille oneal: eyes

[6/8/2012 10:11:01 PM] Alma Xian: haha....

[6/8/2012 10:11:41 PM] Alma Xian: my brother actually made me wath it

[6/8/2012 10:11:44 PM] Alma Xian: watch*

[6/8/2012 10:11:48 PM] Alma Xian: without telling me that it was sad

[6/8/2012 10:12:04 PM] shaquille oneal: we should make him program that davcest game as just desserts

[6/8/2012 10:12:45 PM] Alma Xian: that would be fun but I don't thin letting him know my 'hobbies' is a safe plan

[6/8/2012 10:13:46 PM] Cake: omg 8^y

[6/8/2012 10:15:59 PM] Alma Xian: If we aren't totally immersed in the movie tomorrow then I'll really want to get started on really working on the collab though

[6/8/2012 10:16:31 PM] Alma Xian: We have the disadvantage of being a selfcest ship which is the best kind of ship but not a very well known kind

[6/8/2012 10:16:48 PM] shaquille oneal: well come out on top

[6/8/2012 10:17:07 PM] Alma Xian: We don't have the benefits a lot of other teams do so we need to use every bit of time we have for at least the collab to make it truly excellent

[6/8/2012 10:17:09 PM] Alma Xian: we shall

[6/8/2012 10:17:32 PM] shaquille oneal: we should really make sure we get a good plan laid out quick so we have time to tweak

[6/8/2012 10:17:41 PM] shaquille oneal: and depending on what it is draw/format

[6/8/2012 10:17:56 PM] shaquille oneal: animate/whatever

[6/8/2012 10:18:18 PM] Alma Xian: indeed

[6/8/2012 10:18:40 PM] Alma Xian: if at all possible I would like to have the rough draft done halfway through

[6/8/2012 10:18:49 PM] Alma Xian: like all of the parts just not necessarily polished

[6/8/2012 10:19:02 PM] Alma Xian: and then use the rest of the time to truly make it shine

[6/8/2012 10:19:24 PM] shaquille oneal: then we can divvy up the tasks once we have a definitive plan

[6/8/2012 10:19:35 PM] shaquille oneal: get things done 10 times as quickly

[6/8/2012 10:19:46 PM] shaquille oneal: and yes it is all in the finishing touches

[6/8/2012 10:21:01 PM] Alma Xian: ayup. But first we need to have everyone together for a decision on the exact medium / methof

[6/8/2012 10:21:01 PM] Alma Xian: d

[6/8/2012 10:21:46 PM] Cake: hmm...

[6/8/2012 10:21:56 PM] Alma Xian: brb

[6/8/2012 10:23:17 PM] Alma Xian: and back

[6/8/2012 10:23:31 PM] shaquille oneal: hallalujah'

[6/8/2012 10:23:34 PM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/8/2012 10:23:58 PM] Alma Xian: I personally really like the glitched page adventure that you came up with before

[6/8/2012 10:24:06 PM] Alma Xian: by the way should I call you ghostpen0r or amy or

[6/8/2012 10:24:18 PM] Alma Xian: amy is you r name right i don't want to go look for the ifo post right now

[6/8/2012 10:24:31 PM] shaquille oneal: pft yes please call me amy

[6/8/2012 10:24:34 PM] shaquille oneal: its way faster to type

[6/8/2012 10:24:37 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 10:24:51 PM] Alma Xian: but yeah, I think going page by page is the best option for us

[6/8/2012 10:25:09 PM] Alma Xian: a text adventure like the John<>Vriska thing would be out of our abilities as well as general programming things

[6/8/2012 10:25:33 PM] shaquille oneal: and the fact that the majority of our team are writers means a lot of text should be involved

[6/8/2012 10:25:40 PM] shaquille oneal: hence page adventure

[6/8/2012 10:26:12 PM] Alma Xian: indeed

[6/8/2012 10:26:21 PM] Alma Xian: should we emulate MSPA or use a different format?

[6/8/2012 10:26:37 PM] shaquille oneal: i think MSPA at least for the beginning

[6/8/2012 10:26:52 PM] shaquille oneal: yesd i think we should switch it up after the glitch

[6/8/2012 10:27:02 PM] Alma Xian: sounds cool! =w=

[6/8/2012 10:27:09 PM] Alma Xian: by the way, for those of you reading through the chat log

[6/8/2012 10:27:12 PM] Alma Xian: later on

[6/8/2012 10:27:19 PM] Alma Xian: these aren't set in stone decisions

[6/8/2012 10:27:26 PM] shaquille oneal: whoa not by any stretch!

[6/8/2012 10:27:30 PM] shaquille oneal: just idead

[6/8/2012 10:27:32 PM] shaquille oneal: ideas

[6/8/2012 10:27:39 PM] Alma Xian: we're throwing ideas around and thinking of what we like but this won't be officially decided till everyone's together

[6/8/2012 10:27:52 PM] Alma Xian: and actually everyone not one person missing at all or else it'll have to be decided another time

[6/8/2012 10:28:08 PM] Cake: brb

[6/8/2012 10:28:14 PM] shaquille oneal: ok good luck

[6/8/2012 10:28:22 PM] shaquille oneal: yeah it definitely has to be the full team

[6/8/2012 10:28:28 PM] Alma Xian: k

[6/8/2012 10:28:31 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 10:28:34 PM] Alma Xian: yep

[6/8/2012 10:29:02 PM] Alma Xian: as for the glitch

[6/8/2012 10:29:10 PM] Alma Xian: what kinds of glitches would you like to see?

[6/8/2012 10:29:20 PM] shaquille oneal: hm

[6/8/2012 10:29:24 PM] shaquille oneal: o

[6/8/2012 10:29:29 PM] Alma Xian: as I said before I love tricksters and grimdarks but there are so many moire ideas to include

[6/8/2012 10:29:55 PM] (GetYourHandAttachedToMyArmOffOfMyAss) shaquille oneal: maybe

[6/8/2012 10:29:58 PM] shaquille oneal: and this is sort of gross but

[6/8/2012 10:30:03 PM] shaquille oneal: spliced daves?

[6/8/2012 10:30:24 PM] Alma Xian: we'r already going to have trigger warnings may as well go further

[6/8/2012 10:30:28 PM] Alma Xian: like, what do you mean by that?

[6/8/2012 10:30:40 PM] shaquille oneal: its already gonna have pretty much every trigger on thw whole list

[6/8/2012 10:30:51 PM] Alma Xian: including couch cushioins

[6/8/2012 10:30:54 PM] shaquille oneal: like one dave has another daves arm

[6/8/2012 10:31:01 PM] shaquille oneal: or one of them has a davesprite wing

[6/8/2012 10:31:11 PM] Alma Xian: ooh

[6/8/2012 10:31:31 PM] Alma Xian: that

[6/8/2012 10:31:32 PM] Alma Xian: what if

[6/8/2012 10:31:36 PM] Alma Xian: even when you're separated

[6/8/2012 10:31:38 PM] Alma Xian: you control your parts

[6/8/2012 10:31:42 PM] shaquille oneal: oh holy shit yes

[6/8/2012 10:31:54 PM] shaquille oneal: davesprites wing is putting up a fight

[6/8/2012 10:32:06 PM] Alma Xian: dave's arm cops a feel on the body

[6/8/2012 10:32:08 PM] Alma Xian: /shot

[6/8/2012 10:32:11 PM] shaquille oneal: djgdgf

[6/8/2012 10:32:14 PM] shaquille oneal: yEs

[6/8/2012 10:32:19 PM] shaquille oneal: im layughing really hard actyualoly

[6/8/2012 10:32:26 PM] Alma Xian: saaaame

[6/8/2012 10:32:48 PM] shaquille oneal: what if one dave had like anothjer daves mouth and he doesnt know what the fuck hes saying

[6/8/2012 10:33:27 PM] Alma Xian: god yes

[6/8/2012 10:33:55 PM] Alma Xian: what if two daves with swapped mouths tried to kiss each other

[6/8/2012 10:33:57 PM] Alma Xian: what would happen

[6/8/2012 10:33:59 PM] shaquille oneal: holy sh

[6/8/2012 10:34:07 PM] shaquille oneal: itd be like a punching match

[6/8/2012 10:34:12 PM] Alma Xian: ahahahaha

[6/8/2012 10:34:14 PM] shaquille oneal: "dude what are you doing"

[6/8/2012 10:34:18 PM] shaquille oneal: "dont put my mouth there"

[6/8/2012 10:35:08 PM] shaquille oneal: man we need to think of a way for skaia to get royally fucked like this

[6/8/2012 10:35:42 PM] shaquille oneal: what if dave tries to break the games rules

[6/8/2012 10:36:06 PM] Cake: back and oh mY GOD ESLRTGBSAKRFEAVEAG

[6/8/2012 10:36:15 PM] Alma Xian: ouo!!

[6/8/2012 10:36:20 PM] shaquille oneal: real serious discussion happening in your absence pftf

[6/8/2012 10:36:24 PM] Alma Xian: oop

[6/8/2012 10:36:44 PM] Alma Xian: kind of reminds me of an older idea that i had for a grimdark dave

[6/8/2012 10:36:49 PM] shaquille oneal: oh do tell

[6/8/2012 10:36:55 PM] shaquille oneal: we could incorporate it somehow probably

[6/8/2012 10:36:55 PM] (FixThisYouShittyTentacleyBastardsWaitWhatAreYouDoing) Alma Xian: in a doomed timeline dave realizes that it's been doomed

[6/8/2012 10:37:03 PM] Alma Xian: his friends are on the verge of dying and he's upset, naturally

[6/8/2012 10:37:07 PM] shaquille oneal: thats the most awful thing i can imagine

[6/8/2012 10:37:09 PM] Alma Xian: mmhmm

[6/8/2012 10:37:30 PM] Alma Xian: so he goes back and tells alpha dave what to not do and then returns to his timeline because it'd be pointless to stay in the alpha timeline

[6/8/2012 10:37:37 PM] Alma Xian: he'd just die as a law of doomed selves in alpha timelines

[6/8/2012 10:37:41 PM] Alma Xian: but then he remembers

[6/8/2012 10:37:50 PM] Alma Xian: rose telling him about the horrorterrors and how they advise her

[6/8/2012 10:37:55 PM] shaquille oneal: oh shit

[6/8/2012 10:38:08 PM] Alma Xian: so he takes off his shades and looks at the sky of derse

[6/8/2012 10:38:21 PM] shaquille oneal: wed have to ani8mate that part for fucking sure

[6/8/2012 10:38:47 PM] Alma Xian: and he's like "FIX THIS FUCK YOU

FIX IT

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING" because he can feel the timeline actually starting to unravel and he's panicking

[6/8/2012 10:38:48 PM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/8/2012 10:38:53 PM] Alma Xian: and the horrorterrors are like

[6/8/2012 10:39:12 PM] Alma Xian: "well why the fuck not it's just a doomed timeline not like it matters what happens there HEE HEE"

[6/8/2012 10:39:18 PM] shaquille oneal: yeah OKAY

[6/8/2012 10:39:18 PM] Alma Xian: and then in the story he would go grimdark

[6/8/2012 10:39:30 PM] Alma Xian: but if we use it for the collab

[6/8/2012 10:39:46 PM] Alma Xian: I guess they'd strengthen the timeline, thereby glitching it irreparably

[6/8/2012 10:39:49 PM] shaquille oneal: the grimdark dave fucks up the whole game

[6/8/2012 10:39:55 PM] shaquille oneal: motherfuck

[6/8/2012 10:39:59 PM] shaquille oneal: this is an excellent idea holy shit

[6/8/2012 10:40:19 PM] Alma Xian: man I really liked what grimdark dave was going to do but it'd seem like a tangent in this

[6/8/2012 10:40:22 PM] Alma Xian: unless it wasn't wait

[6/8/2012 10:40:23 PM] Alma Xian: I'll think about it

[6/8/2012 10:40:26 PM] Alma Xian: but thanks

[6/8/2012 10:40:26 PM] Alma Xian: <#

[6/8/2012 10:40:30 PM] Alma Xian: hm

[6/8/2012 10:40:31 PM] Alma Xian: like so

[6/8/2012 10:40:43 PM] shaquille oneal: how strictly are grimdark players even constrained by the games rules

[6/8/2012 10:41:03 PM] Alma Xian: i suppose they're on some level outside of them and yet bound even more tightly

[6/8/2012 10:41:12 PM] Alma Xian: servants of the horrorterrors who are above the game

[6/8/2012 10:41:19 PM] Alma Xian: and yet

[6/8/2012 10:41:27 PM] Alma Xian: ...

[6/8/2012 10:41:43 PM] Alma Xian: do you mind if I spout the rest of the idea just because I've been bouncing it too long?

[6/8/2012 10:41:51 PM] shaquille oneal: oh man please please share

[6/8/2012 10:41:57 PM] Alma Xian: k so

[6/8/2012 10:42:01 PM] Alma Xian: the newly grimdark dave

[6/8/2012 10:42:07 PM] Alma Xian: would be like

[6/8/2012 10:42:13 PM] Alma Xian: im powerful enough now

[6/8/2012 10:42:17 PM] Alma Xian: i can save my friends

[6/8/2012 10:42:20 PM] Alma Xian: but eventually

[6/8/2012 10:42:29 PM] Alma Xian: what if they die anyways because of the timeline

[6/8/2012 10:42:32 PM] Alma Xian: i cant let that happen

[6/8/2012 10:42:33 PM] Alma Xian: cant

[6/8/2012 10:42:34 PM] Alma Xian: let it

[6/8/2012 10:42:42 PM] Alma Xian: and then he goes

[6/8/2012 10:42:47 PM] Alma Xian: finds each of his friends

[6/8/2012 10:43:15 PM] Alma Xian: kills them and brings them back to LOHAC where he basically preserves them using grimdarkness somehow i guess

[6/8/2012 10:43:23 PM] shaquille oneal: holy shit

[6/8/2012 10:43:27 PM] Alma Xian: he promises them creepily that he'll never let their beauty fade

[6/8/2012 10:43:31 PM] Alma Xian: and then he realizes

[6/8/2012 10:43:38 PM] Alma Xian: i can save my friends here

[6/8/2012 10:43:40 PM] Alma Xian: but

[6/8/2012 10:43:42 PM] Alma Xian: i can also

[6/8/2012 10:43:44 PM] Alma Xian: save my friends

[6/8/2012 10:43:48 PM] Alma Xian: in all of the timelines

[6/8/2012 10:43:51 PM] Alma Xian: i wont let any of them

[6/8/2012 10:43:51 PM] Alma Xian: die

[6/8/2012 10:43:52 PM] Alma Xian: rot

[6/8/2012 10:44:02 PM] Alma Xian: they wont ever leave me either

[6/8/2012 10:44:05 PM] Alma Xian: its perfect

[6/8/2012 10:44:09 PM] shaquille oneal: jesus ch r istfrdf

[6/8/2012 10:44:41 PM] Alma Xian: so he jumps doomed timelines fucking up shit and taking the bodies of his friends and himself and storing them on his own planet in his own timeline

[6/8/2012 10:44:58 PM] Cake: ;A; oftygfyktfk

[6/8/2012 10:45:05 PM] shaquille oneal: man what if

[6/8/2012 10:45:08 PM] Alma Xian: he eventually becomes strong enough on Grimdark powers to take the bodies of Bro and Dad and Mom and all of them as well

[6/8/2012 10:45:16 PM] Alma Xian: a big happy family

[6/8/2012 10:45:18 PM] Alma Xian: what if what?

[6/8/2012 10:45:33 PM] shaquille oneal: wait is daves house still intact

[6/8/2012 10:45:44 PM] Alma Xian: I'd assume that's basically where he's storing them

[6/8/2012 10:45:48 PM] Alma Xian: although i didn't think that part through

[6/8/2012 10:45:55 PM] shaquille oneal: okay yes ive got an idea for that

[6/8/2012 10:46:10 PM] Alma Xian: ?

[6/8/2012 10:46:30 PM] (LikeTheDavechicksOnlyHolyFuck) shaquille oneal: using the captchalogue cards for his preserved dead things and the cptcha cards for the bodies

[6/8/2012 10:46:33 PM] shaquille oneal: alchemizes them

[6/8/2012 10:46:38 PM] shaquille oneal: together

[6/8/2012 10:46:40 PM] Alma Xian: o

[6/8/2012 10:46:42 PM] Alma Xian: oh

[6/8/2012 10:46:43 PM] Alma Xian: OH

[6/8/2012 10:47:17 PM] Alma Xian: also cake sorry is this treading into way too weird territory

[6/8/2012 10:47:17 PM] Alma Xian: but

[6/8/2012 10:47:19 PM] Alma Xian: wow

[6/8/2012 10:47:26 PM] shaquille oneal: wow yeah

[6/8/2012 10:47:28 PM] shaquille oneal: um

[6/8/2012 10:47:38 PM] Cake: no no this is fantastic i'm cry

[6/8/2012 10:47:41 PM] Alma Xian: <3

[6/8/2012 10:47:44 PM] shaquille oneal: phew

[6/8/2012 10:48:01 PM] shaquille oneal: ok because the longer we discuss it the more convoluted its gonna get

[6/8/2012 10:48:16 PM] shaquille oneal: oh man

[6/8/2012 10:48:21 PM] Alma Xian: it was originally my intention to have to have an army of doomed daves confront and subdue him before he can move onto the alpha time line

[6/8/2012 10:48:23 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 10:48:35 PM] shaquille oneal: what if grimdark dave collected all the bodies of the already doomed dave timelines

[6/8/2012 10:48:37 PM] shaquille oneal: whoa

[6/8/2012 10:48:41 PM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/8/2012 10:49:14 PM] shaquille oneal: if only we were dave<3<dave

[6/8/2012 10:49:15 PM] Alma Xian: in the collab though this would be too big of a non davecest tangent but if we include it we can have the grimdark dave showing the other daves around his house

[6/8/2012 10:49:27 PM] Alma Xian: we're allowed to temporarily quadrant flip so long as the focus is <3

[6/8/2012 10:49:31 PM] shaquille oneal: oh man

[6/8/2012 10:49:32 PM] shaquille oneal: YES

[6/8/2012 10:49:59 PM] shaquille oneal: trickster dave is definitely gonna make an appearnce too

[6/8/2012 10:50:05 PM] Alma Xian: no way he aint

[6/8/2012 10:50:08 PM] shaquille oneal: christ though that grimdark dave idea is so good

[6/8/2012 10:50:20 PM] Alma Xian: I think we need to ask for permission from original artists if we want to use a premade design though

[6/8/2012 10:50:21 PM] Cake: so many feels

[6/8/2012 10:50:30 PM] Alma Xian: and thank you very much. <333

[6/8/2012 10:50:31 PM] shaquille oneal: oh yeah theres jizzybros designs

[6/8/2012 10:50:40 PM] shaquille oneal: unless we made our own

[6/8/2012 10:50:45 PM] shaquille oneal: wait

[6/8/2012 10:51:03 PM] shaquille oneal: what if grimdark dave alchemized with trickster dave

[6/8/2012 10:51:08 PM] shaquille oneal: can you even alchemize people

[6/8/2012 10:51:24 PM] Alma Xian: I was about to say I don't usually come up with stuff this messed up but then I remembered that I wrote a fic where Dirk died and AR had to deal with it

[6/8/2012 10:51:26 PM] Alma Xian: ....

[6/8/2012 10:51:27 PM] Alma Xian: oh

[6/8/2012 10:51:33 PM] shaquille oneal: dirk capthalogued like

[6/8/2012 10:51:37 PM] shaquille oneal: his own 13 year old brain

[6/8/2012 10:51:44 PM] shaquille oneal: wow

[6/8/2012 10:51:46 PM] Alma Xian: in fanart I think someone alchemized a ton of davechicks

[6/8/2012 10:51:47 PM] shaquille oneal: oh my god

[6/8/2012 10:51:49 PM] Alma Xian: yeah but remember

[6/8/2012 10:52:00 PM] Alma Xian: Dave captchad a copy of his brain

[6/8/2012 10:52:03 PM] Alma Xian: with his camera i think

[6/8/2012 10:52:06 PM] shaquille oneal: OH YES

[6/8/2012 10:52:07 PM] shaquille oneal: HE DID

[6/8/2012 10:52:14 PM] shaquille oneal: OH MAN

[6/8/2012 10:52:26 PM] shaquille oneal: trcikster dave fucking around with dave brain and a bunch of random shit

[6/8/2012 10:52:33 PM] shaquille oneal: in the alchemizer

[6/8/2012 10:52:39 PM] Cake: -also john captchad casey that one time

[6/8/2012 10:52:58 PM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/8/2012 10:52:59 PM] shaquille oneal: the game mechanics are in full support

[6/8/2012 10:53:07 PM] Alma Xian: magic is happening here people

[6/8/2012 10:53:16 PM] shaquille oneal: this is a truly magical night

[6/8/2012 10:53:20 PM] shaquille oneal: fairies couldnt be any ebtter

[6/8/2012 10:53:43 PM] Alma Xian: They may try and that'd be great but really

[6/8/2012 10:53:46 PM] Alma Xian: you can't top this

[6/8/2012 10:53:53 PM] Alma Xian: except maybe with the whole roup but that'll habve to wait and see

[6/8/2012 10:54:03 PM] shaquille oneal: dave was in the dreambubbles right

[6/8/2012 10:54:06 PM] Alma Xian: mmhmm

[6/8/2012 10:54:11 PM] shaquille oneal: did he meet sollux

[6/8/2012 10:54:26 PM] Alma Xian: hm

[6/8/2012 10:54:33 PM] Alma Xian: he presumably met sollux when he landed on the meteor

[6/8/2012 10:54:43 PM] Alma Xian: but i dont think he did nin a dream butbble as far as canon goes

[6/8/2012 10:54:46 PM] (2olluxCanHackTime) shaquille oneal: for the sake of this lets just assume hes met sollux

[6/8/2012 10:54:49 PM] shaquille oneal: at some point

[6/8/2012 10:55:22 PM] shaquille oneal: alright so maybe this is just the recent UU chess match where all the knights are killed off talking but

[6/8/2012 10:56:15 PM] shaquille oneal: what if dave comes to the conclusion that the whole entire game is doomed no matter the timeline and coerces sollux into getting him into the game system

[6/8/2012 10:56:36 PM] shaquille oneal: and trying to turn the game clock back to before the

[6/8/2012 10:56:37 PM] shaquille oneal: wait

[6/8/2012 10:56:39 PM] shaquille oneal: shit

[6/8/2012 10:56:47 PM] shaquille oneal: i forgot that their universe was cancerous

[6/8/2012 10:56:53 PM] shaquille oneal: ok scrap that

[6/8/2012 10:57:06 PM] Alma Xian: it's probably an interesting idea anyways

[6/8/2012 10:57:12 PM] Alma Xian: there can be more than just one justification

[6/8/2012 10:57:15 PM] Alma Xian: when it comes to great ideas

[6/8/2012 10:57:43 PM] shaquille oneal: i was gonna say dave gets into the skaia game system and tries to turn the main game clock back to before all this shit and thats where the glitches happen

[6/8/2012 10:58:07 PM] shaquille oneal: obviously dave doesnt know what the fuck hes doing just look at the way he handles his hashmap modus

[6/8/2012 10:58:29 PM] Alma Xian: pft

[6/8/2012 10:58:31 PM] Alma Xian: true

[6/8/2012 10:58:43 PM] Alma Xian: on that note do you realize how much i love the idea of hashrap battles

[6/8/2012 10:58:49 PM] Alma Xian: but i can't rap so i can't write it sob

[6/8/2012 10:58:57 PM] shaquille oneal: daves an awful rapper

[6/8/2012 10:59:02 PM] shaquille oneal: thats the beauty of it

[6/8/2012 10:59:33 PM] shaquille oneal: but dirk was supposedly pretty legendary

[6/8/2012 10:59:57 PM] shaquille oneal: just use like the rhyming dictionary pft

[6/8/2012 11:00:05 PM] Alma Xian: I know but I just personally don't really get rapping

[6/8/2012 11:00:08 PM] Alma Xian: is that all it is?

[6/8/2012 11:00:21 PM] shaquille oneal: its just rapidfire poetry

[6/8/2012 11:00:33 PM] Alma Xian: I feel like someone will hit me for doing something wrong with it

[6/8/2012 11:00:52 PM] shaquille oneal: you cant even do rap wrong i mean read some rap lyrics

[6/8/2012 11:01:05 PM] shaquille oneal: read any rap lyrics by lil b

[6/8/2012 11:01:33 PM] Alma Xian: unfortunately the last poetry I wrote outside of school was actually a simultaneous death/suicide threat in 8th grade during my stupidest times oops

[6/8/2012 11:01:35 PM] Alma Xian: k

[6/8/2012 11:01:43 PM] shaquille oneal: that

[6/8/2012 11:01:54 PM] shaquille oneal: i dont think that sounds like a very catchy

[6/8/2012 11:01:55 PM] shaquille oneal: rap

[6/8/2012 11:02:02 PM] Alma Xian: yeah uh

[6/8/2012 11:02:14 PM] shaquille oneal: writing is sort of like poetry

[6/8/2012 11:02:39 PM] Alma Xian: i dont even know I was one of those angsty teens who thought my problems were the worst etc etc and wow everyone should just die

[6/8/2012 11:03:02 PM] Alma Xian: thankfully im away from that but there are some people my age still doing it and i want to scream at them sometimes

[6/8/2012 11:03:11 PM] Alma Xian: but the point of rap is rhyme, right?

[6/8/2012 11:03:17 PM] Alma Xian: what if you made a series of haiku into a rap

[6/8/2012 11:03:19 PM] Alma Xian: what then

[6/8/2012 11:03:22 PM] shaquille oneal: sort of

[6/8/2012 11:03:30 PM] shaquille oneal: its about rythm too

[6/8/2012 11:03:36 PM] shaquille oneal: haiku rap pftf

[6/8/2012 11:03:59 PM] Alma Xian: hm

[6/8/2012 11:05:20 PM] shaquille oneal: bitches on my tits

gold chains swinging so slowly

that was dope #swaggie

[6/8/2012 11:05:44 PM] Alma Xian: I

[6/8/2012 11:05:46 PM] shaquille oneal: im goign tio look over the chatlog ina half hour and be ahsamed that i even wrote that

[6/8/2012 11:05:58 PM] Alma Xian: pffffft

[6/8/2012 11:06:22 PM] Alma Xian: I'm not totally certain what to say to be honest

[6/8/2012 11:06:24 PM] Alma Xian: but i think i am

[6/8/2012 11:06:31 PM] shaquille oneal: i dont knwo what to say to my own self

[6/8/2012 11:06:37 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 11:06:47 PM] Alma Xian: ...

[6/8/2012 11:07:00 PM] shaquille oneal: lets bury these painful memories forever

[6/8/2012 11:07:23 PM] Alma Xian: I'll be sure to keep a copy for later reference though. Hidden. Wouldn't want to gravedig but. ;P

[6/8/2012 11:07:34 PM] Alma Xian: So

[6/8/2012 11:07:43 PM] shaquille oneal: pft all that blackmail youre gonna need on me

[6/8/2012 11:07:47 PM] shaquille oneal: definitely

[6/8/2012 11:07:59 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 11:08:12 PM] Alma Xian: We have for definite consideration

[6/8/2012 11:08:19 PM] Alma Xian: Grimdark, Trickster, and Splices

[6/8/2012 11:08:38 PM] shaquille oneal: alchemizer shananigans also a possibility

[6/8/2012 11:08:44 PM] shaquille oneal: shenanigans

[6/8/2012 11:08:51 PM] Alma Xian: pft. =w= indeed

[6/8/2012 11:09:23 PM] shaquille oneal: panel adventure seems to be in the lead as far as media goes

[6/8/2012 11:09:52 PM] Alma Xian: yup. Sounds good as far as I can tell. Not sure what site we'll use for it but we'll see

[6/8/2012 11:10:07 PM] Alma Xian: Other simple options are a video but again we'll see I guess

[6/8/2012 11:10:10 PM] shaquille oneal: well definitely have to work on the glitches and how thosll work

[6/8/2012 11:10:15 PM] Alma Xian: mm

[6/8/2012 11:10:32 PM] shaquille oneal: they have to be mock up glitches otherwise thatll just fuck everyything completely

[6/8/2012 11:10:48 PM] shaquille oneal: short animations againa possibility

[6/8/2012 11:10:49 PM] Alma Xian: we need missigno in there somewhere somehow by the way

[6/8/2012 11:10:52 PM] Alma Xian: mmhmm

[6/8/2012 11:10:55 PM] shaquille oneal: pt

[6/8/2012 11:10:56 PM] shaquille oneal: pfrt

[6/8/2012 11:11:29 PM] shaquille oneal: ar e you talking about the thing from pokemon

[6/8/2012 11:11:35 PM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/8/2012 11:11:36 PM] Alma Xian: XDDD

[6/8/2012 11:11:44 PM] Alma Xian: the infamous glitch pokemon

[6/8/2012 11:11:53 PM] shaquille oneal: the only thing i know about it is from the webcomic black adventure pfft

[6/8/2012 11:12:00 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 11:12:05 PM] Alma Xian: well basically if you encounter it

[6/8/2012 11:12:09 PM] Alma Xian: the 6th item in your inventory

[6/8/2012 11:12:23 PM] Alma Xian: is instantly numbered in like higher than the game can count no matter what the item is

[6/8/2012 11:12:32 PM] Alma Xian: you can get infinite master balls full restores the works

[6/8/2012 11:12:38 PM] Alma Xian: there's a specific process to encountering it too

[6/8/2012 11:12:48 PM] shaquille oneal: so its considered a good thing

[6/8/2012 11:12:55 PM] Alma Xian: but if you catch it it glitches a bit but if you save with it it'll seriously mess up your game

[6/8/2012 11:13:10 PM] Alma Xian: well a good thing for casual gamers but it's very definitely a cheat

[6/8/2012 11:14:11 PM] shaquille oneal: who ever plays without cheating

[6/8/2012 11:14:15 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 11:14:24 PM] Alma Xian: anyways

[6/8/2012 11:14:33 PM] shaquille oneal: back to recap

[6/8/2012 11:14:48 PM] Alma Xian: I was thinking maybe we could do kind of like a quick callback to each of the prompts

[6/8/2012 11:14:50 PM] Alma Xian: but then I remembered

[6/8/2012 11:14:58 PM] Alma Xian: we won't know what the prompts are till the bonuses sadface

[6/8/2012 11:15:05 PM] Alma Xian: unless we toss them in at the end

[6/8/2012 11:15:17 PM] Alma Xian: till the actual rounds

[6/8/2012 11:15:20 PM] Alma Xian: why did i say bonuses

[6/8/2012 11:15:24 PM] shaquille oneal: it would be a a pretty big gamble to xcount on that though

[6/8/2012 11:15:33 PM] Alma Xian: true, but that is our prompt this time

[6/8/2012 11:15:35 PM] Alma Xian: /shot

[6/8/2012 11:15:47 PM] shaquille oneal: theres no gun emote

[6/8/2012 11:15:51 PM] shaquille oneal: thats dissapoiting

[6/8/2012 11:16:13 PM] Alma Xian: D:

[6/8/2012 11:16:15 PM] shaquille oneal: that sounded kind of bloodthirstu

[6/8/2012 11:16:20 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 11:16:24 PM] Alma Xian: adorabloodthirsty

[6/8/2012 11:16:25 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 11:16:38 PM] shaquille oneal: our secret team calling

[6/8/2012 11:17:15 PM] Alma Xian: =wwww=

[6/8/2012 11:17:19 PM] Alma Xian: that is a ridiculous face

[6/8/2012 11:17:32 PM] Cake: fffffffhahaha

[6/8/2012 11:17:41 PM] shaquille oneal: the longer you stare into its maw

[6/8/2012 11:17:47 PM] shaquille oneal: christ it has like 4

[6/8/2012 11:18:13 PM] Alma Xian: in honor of the prompt

[6/8/2012 11:18:15 PM] Alma Xian: =wwwwwwww=

[6/8/2012 11:18:44 PM] shaquille oneal: the real abvberation

[6/8/2012 11:18:59 PM] (ImagineNepetaDave) shaquille oneal: what if

[6/8/2012 11:19:13 PM] shaquille oneal: as well as splicing dave physically it spliced him mentally

[6/8/2012 11:19:16 PM] shaquille oneal: with other characters

[6/8/2012 11:19:24 PM] shaquille oneal: nepetadave

[6/8/2012 11:19:41 PM] shaquille oneal: thats actuually terrifying

[6/8/2012 11:19:44 PM] Alma Xian: whoa

[6/8/2012 11:19:47 PM] Alma Xian: dang

[6/8/2012 11:19:54 PM] Alma Xian: tht's kind of

[6/8/2012 11:19:59 PM] Alma Xian: wow

[6/8/2012 11:20:13 PM] Alma Xian: the other characters ceased to exist

[6/8/2012 11:20:24 PM] Alma Xian: their bodies disposed of

[6/8/2012 11:20:42 PM] Alma Xian: their minds absorbed into the glitch and reworked into parts of Dave

[6/8/2012 11:20:49 PM] shaquille oneal: holy

[6/8/2012 11:20:49 PM] shaquille oneal: yes

[6/8/2012 11:21:18 PM] shaquille oneal: incredibly sappy bro/dave mind splice opportunnity

[6/8/2012 11:21:36 PM] Alma Xian: some of them are aware of it to some degree like anguish and like you said bro dave horror sap

[6/8/2012 11:21:38 PM] Alma Xian: goodness

[6/8/2012 11:21:44 PM] Alma Xian: can you imagine a Dad Dave splice

[6/8/2012 11:21:45 PM] shaquille oneal: horror sap

[6/8/2012 11:21:48 PM] shaquille oneal: i think ive found

[6/8/2012 11:21:49 PM] Alma Xian: Mom Dave

[6/8/2012 11:21:50 PM] shaquille oneal: my favorite genre

[6/8/2012 11:21:51 PM] Alma Xian: ?

[6/8/2012 11:21:54 PM] shaquille oneal: mom dave

[6/8/2012 11:21:55 PM] Alma Xian: hahaha

[6/8/2012 11:21:56 PM] shaquille oneal: christ

[6/8/2012 11:22:04 PM] shaquille oneal: jaspers dave

[6/8/2012 11:22:10 PM] Alma Xian: ddear lord

[6/8/2012 11:22:11 PM] Alma Xian: bec dave

[6/8/2012 11:22:15 PM] shaquille oneal: chriost

[6/8/2012 11:22:35 PM] shaquille oneal: an internal struggle if i ever seen one

[6/8/2012 11:22:43 PM] shaquille oneal: hed be ripping himself apart

[6/8/2012 11:22:45 PM] shaquille oneal: christ

[6/8/2012 11:22:57 PM] Alma Xian: and then some daves would be like

[6/8/2012 11:23:01 PM] Alma Xian: flipping out and tyring to help him

[6/8/2012 11:23:05 PM] Alma Xian: and some would be like

[6/8/2012 11:23:08 PM] Alma Xian: if they were more deranged

[6/8/2012 11:23:10 PM] Alma Xian: go for it

[6/8/2012 11:23:22 PM] shaquille oneal: hes just lashing the fuck out everywhere

[6/8/2012 11:23:53 PM] Alma Xian: btw on the note of horrorsap what if CondescexAranea

[6/8/2012 11:23:54 PM] Alma Xian: anyways

[6/8/2012 11:23:55 PM] Alma Xian: god

[6/8/2012 11:24:02 PM] shaquille oneal: wow yu7es

[6/8/2012 11:24:05 PM] shaquille oneal: ye s

[6/8/2012 11:24:17 PM] shaquille oneal: man that becdave would probably fling himself into the lava

[6/8/2012 11:24:35 PM] shaquille oneal: or commit seppuke or something

[6/8/2012 11:24:38 PM] shaquille oneal: suppuku

[6/8/2012 11:24:39 PM] Alma Xian: his will to survive clashing with his will to die

[6/8/2012 11:24:41 PM] Alma Xian: he'd constantly like

[6/8/2012 11:24:43 PM] Alma Xian: teleport

[6/8/2012 11:24:47 PM] Alma Xian: but back to above the lava

[6/8/2012 11:24:54 PM] Alma Xian: like hed just keep falling

[6/8/2012 11:25:00 PM] shaquille oneal: dear lorhd

[6/8/2012 11:25:01 PM] Alma Xian: panicking at the last moment but then regretting it

[6/8/2012 11:25:05 PM] Alma Xian: nad trying again but then

[6/8/2012 11:25:13 PM] shaquille oneal: all the while tearing his stupid tentacles off

[6/8/2012 11:25:23 PM] Alma Xian: are we writing davecest or dave angst now i cant tell

[6/8/2012 11:25:31 PM] shaquille oneal: can you have one without the other

[6/8/2012 11:25:37 PM] Alma Xian: true

[6/8/2012 11:25:53 PM] Cake: let it lead to sloppy make outs and we're good

[6/8/2012 11:26:00 PM] Alma Xian: =w=~<3

[6/8/2012 11:26:06 PM] shaquille oneal: becdave and jasperdave sloppy makeouts

[6/8/2012 11:26:28 PM] Alma Xian: oh

[6/8/2012 11:26:30 PM] Alma Xian: oh my

[6/8/2012 11:26:35 PM] Cake: hnnNNNGG

[6/8/2012 11:26:42 PM] Alma Xian: i think i need a towl

[6/8/2012 11:26:43 PM] Alma Xian: el

[6/8/2012 11:26:48 PM] Alma Xian: eeretjrreoihdfjkhghkjwekhgkrd

[6/8/2012 11:26:48 PM] shaquille oneal: tags for our whole entire comm will be

[6/8/2012 11:26:49 PM] shaquille oneal: guro

[6/8/2012 11:26:57 PM] shaquille oneal: fuck

[6/8/2012 11:27:00 PM] shaquille oneal: im gonna draw that

[6/8/2012 11:27:03 PM] shaquille oneal: jasperdave thing

[6/8/2012 11:27:08 PM] Alma Xian: gld yes

[6/8/2012 11:27:14 PM] Cake: yeeessssssss

[6/8/2012 11:27:17 PM] shaquille oneal: my mom will walk in but i dont care

[6/8/2012 11:27:27 PM] Alma Xian: wow what are our team members going to think of this I think I'm going to need to mention gore at the top

[6/8/2012 11:27:35 PM] Alma Xian: have fun and if we don't see it it will be

[6/8/2012 11:27:38 PM] shaquille oneal: oh wow i

[6/8/2012 11:27:39 PM] Alma Xian: very very very

[6/8/2012 11:28:01 PM] Alma Xian: there is no word for it I will tackle you to your desk and demand that you show me

[6/8/2012 11:28:13 PM] Alma Xian: it will be a purposely painful scuffle

[6/8/2012 11:28:21 PM] shaquille oneal: i will have to share this with thE WROLD trust me

[6/8/2012 11:28:25 PM] Alma Xian: good

[6/8/2012 11:28:26 PM] Alma Xian: <3

[6/8/2012 11:28:32 PM] shaquille oneal: no one else will understand why the hell it was even drawn

[6/8/2012 11:28:37 PM] shaquille oneal: but thats ok

[6/8/2012 11:28:48 PM] Alma Xian: they will at the end of hso

[6/8/2012 11:28:50 PM] Alma Xian: they will get it

[6/8/2012 11:28:52 PM] Alma Xian: and they will weep

[6/8/2012 11:28:57 PM] Alma Xian: like elves

[6/8/2012 11:29:04 PM] shaquille oneal: davecest will be known as the most phenomally fucked up team

[6/8/2012 11:29:11 PM] shaquille oneal: god yes

[6/8/2012 11:29:25 PM] Alma Xian: and it will be gr8t

[6/8/2012 11:29:31 PM] shaquille oneal: i am so so sorry to any of our team members who hate gore

[6/8/2012 11:29:50 PM] Alma Xian: y... eah.....

[6/8/2012 11:30:00 PM] Alma Xian: man if we have any squeamish people I'm going to feel so bad

[6/8/2012 11:30:10 PM] shaquille oneal: especially if they go over this log

[6/8/2012 11:30:15 PM] shaquille oneal: its like nightmare central

[6/8/2012 11:30:25 PM] Alma Xian: no matter who puts it up defiitely remember to say in bold tat there's gore

[6/8/2012 11:30:36 PM] Alma Xian: come to think of it for some reason dw doesn't let me put stuff in bold

[6/8/2012 11:30:44 PM] shaquille oneal: size 72 bold undelined italicised GORE

[6/8/2012 11:30:51 PM] shaquille oneal: they should

[6/8/2012 11:30:55 PM] shaquille oneal: this is important stuff

[6/8/2012 11:31:08 PM] shaquille oneal: did you go to rich text instead of html?

[6/8/2012 11:31:45 PM] Alma Xian: go through and italicize or underline or something any parts that are iffy just in case

[6/8/2012 11:31:50 PM] Alma Xian: yeah which is probably why

[6/8/2012 11:32:00 PM] Alma Xian: but I'm lazy and I want bold with a click

[6/8/2012 11:32:02 PM] Alma Xian: /shot

[6/8/2012 11:32:13 PM] shaquille oneal: thats me right there

[6/8/2012 11:32:22 PM] shaquille oneal: but man

[6/8/2012 11:32:29 PM] shaquille oneal: theres gonna be a lot of blood in some of these

[6/8/2012 11:32:35 PM] shaquille oneal: only bold will do

[6/8/2012 11:34:11 PM] shaquille oneal: be right back

[6/8/2012 11:34:37 PM] Alma Xian: Are you posting it now or are you disappearing for osmething else? But good luck regradless!

[6/8/2012 11:34:40 PM] Alma Xian: regradless. pft

[6/8/2012 11:36:04 PM] shaquille oneal: oh my god i wish i was that fast at drawing

[6/8/2012 11:36:07 PM] shaquille oneal: no i needed to pee

[6/8/2012 11:36:56 PM] shaquille oneal: oh you mean t post the recap

[6/8/2012 11:37:05 PM] Alma Xian: oh haha

[6/8/2012 11:37:05 PM] shaquille oneal: no i didnt do that yet either

[6/8/2012 11:37:08 PM] Alma Xian: ;P

[6/8/2012 11:37:16 PM] Alma Xian: We may still talk about important things

[6/8/2012 11:37:17 PM] Alma Xian: or we may

[6/8/2012 11:37:18 PM] Alma Xian: uh

[6/8/2012 11:37:20 PM] Alma Xian: talk about sparkles

[6/8/2012 11:37:22 PM] Alma Xian: dave washington

[6/8/2012 11:37:24 PM] Alma Xian: etc

[6/8/2012 11:37:26 PM] shaquille oneal: the whole day is ahead of us

[6/8/2012 11:37:30 PM] shaquille oneal: really critical stufff

[6/8/2012 11:37:33 PM] Alma Xian: the night is still young

[6/8/2012 11:37:35 PM] Alma Xian: mmhmm

[6/8/2012 11:37:43 PM] shaquille oneal: its only 10 30 here

[6/8/2012 11:37:44 PM] shaquille oneal: so it really is

[6/8/2012 11:37:57 PM] Cake: 8:30 where i am :3

[6/8/2012 11:38:31 PM] shaquille oneal: the night is youngest for you then

[6/8/2012 11:38:37 PM] shaquille oneal: see plenty of time

[6/8/2012 11:39:17 PM] Alma Xian: ouo~

[6/8/2012 11:39:28 PM] Cake: ^^b

[6/8/2012 11:39:31 PM] Alma Xian: my nights really start when 'm pretending to be in bed

[6/8/2012 11:39:32 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 11:40:14 PM] shaquille oneal: pft thats whn all the exciting stuff happens

[6/8/2012 11:40:25 PM] shaquille oneal: its like a conspiracy or somethin

[6/8/2012 11:41:27 PM] Alma Xian: i pity those who sleep when they're told to

[6/8/2012 11:41:34 PM] Alma Xian: the best stuff happens huddled under the sheets

[6/8/2012 11:41:43 PM] Alma Xian: ...

[6/8/2012 11:41:46 PM] Cake: omg

[6/8/2012 11:41:47 PM] Alma Xian: not always like that though

[6/8/2012 11:41:49 PM] Alma Xian: oop]

[6/8/2012 11:41:54 PM] Cake: 8^y

[6/8/2012 11:41:59 PM] shaquille oneal: uhu huh

[6/8/2012 11:42:01 PM] shaquille oneal: uh HUH

[6/8/2012 11:42:12 PM] Alma Xian: oooooooop

[6/8/2012 11:42:27 PM] shaquille oneal: does anyone actually sleep when theyre told to

[6/8/2012 11:42:38 PM] Alma Xian: who knows...

[6/8/2012 11:42:52 PM] shaquille oneal: lifes great mysteries

[6/8/2012 11:43:43 PM] Cake: nah xD

[6/8/2012 11:44:46 PM] Alma Xian: so since it's a weekend night do you have an internet curfew?

[6/8/2012 11:45:26 PM] shaquille oneal: not me

[6/8/2012 11:45:38 PM] shaquille oneal: unless my mom decides i need more sleep or something

[6/8/2012 11:45:41 PM] Alma Xian: excellent

[6/8/2012 11:45:43 PM] Alma Xian: psh who needs sleep

[6/8/2012 11:45:47 PM] shaquille oneal: how about you cake?

[6/8/2012 11:45:48 PM] shaquille oneal: sleep

[6/8/2012 11:45:48 PM] Alma Xian: all you need is dave lovin

[6/8/2012 11:45:49 PM] shaquille oneal: what

[6/8/2012 11:45:50 PM] shaquille oneal: ever

[6/8/2012 11:45:54 PM] shaquille oneal: d a v e

[6/8/2012 11:45:57 PM] shaquille oneal: dave will provide

[6/8/2012 11:46:10 PM] Alma Xian: you will no longer require worldly needs

[6/8/2012 11:46:21 PM] Cake: aaaaaaahh it depends ^^;;

[6/8/2012 11:46:54 PM] Cake: i do always try to not get caught on my laptop so late at night

[6/8/2012 11:47:21 PM] Cake: so when everyone's asleep i usually stay up until 2 or 3

[6/8/2012 11:47:33 PM] shaquille oneal: i

[6/8/2012 11:47:42 PM] shaquille oneal: i usually dont sleep on friday nights uh

[6/8/2012 11:47:54 PM] Alma Xian: for us that'll be considerably later so it should be good

[6/8/2012 11:47:58 PM] Alma Xian: really? huh

[6/8/2012 11:48:01 PM] Alma Xian: that's interesting~

[6/8/2012 11:48:11 PM] shaquille oneal: yessss and its only 8 40 ish there

[6/8/2012 11:48:31 PM] Alma Xian: I can't function at school level on less than 4 hours

[6/8/2012 11:48:40 PM] shaquille oneal: man

[6/8/2012 11:48:45 PM] shaquille oneal: wow really

[6/8/2012 11:48:53 PM] Alma Xian: yeah

[6/8/2012 11:48:55 PM] Alma Xian: its kinda sad

[6/8/2012 11:49:02 PM] shaquille oneal: whoa thats

[6/8/2012 11:49:10 PM] shaquille oneal: that i dont know i cant imagine that

[6/8/2012 11:49:13 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 11:49:35 PM] Alma Xian: like if im trying to do anything serious

[6/8/2012 11:49:46 PM] Alma Xian: I need absolute mininmum 6 hours but I run best on 8

[6/8/2012 11:50:00 PM] Alma Xian: if I go over 9 then I actually do everything really badly though

[6/8/2012 11:50:13 PM] shaquille oneal: i feel a lot more tired when i get more than 5 hours of sleep at night

[6/8/2012 11:50:17 PM] shaquille oneal: yeah oversleeping

[6/8/2012 11:50:31 PM] Alma Xian: must be nice

[6/8/2012 11:50:37 PM] Alma Xian: when i was little i wanted to never sleep

[6/8/2012 11:50:41 PM] Alma Xian: because I learned

[6/8/2012 11:50:46 PM] Alma Xian: that we spend a third of our lives sleeping

[6/8/2012 11:50:55 PM] Alma Xian: and i was like wow that's so dumb I want to live my entire life

[6/8/2012 11:51:26 PM] Cake: a third of our lives partying on prospit/derse

[6/8/2012 11:51:28 PM] shaquille oneal: thats a third of your life dreaming

[6/8/2012 11:51:30 PM] shaquille oneal: yes

[6/8/2012 11:51:31 PM] Alma Xian: but at some point I started enjoying dreaming

[6/8/2012 11:51:32 PM] shaquille oneal: if only

[6/8/2012 11:51:33 PM] Alma Xian: yeah

[6/8/2012 11:51:37 PM] Alma Xian: thatd be great

[6/8/2012 11:51:43 PM] Alma Xian: we should like

[6/8/2012 11:51:54 PM] shaquille oneal: meet up in dreamland

[6/8/2012 11:51:55 PM] Alma Xian: ram prospit and derse together peacekeep the carapaces and have a giant ass party

[6/8/2012 11:52:00 PM] Alma Xian: yep

[6/8/2012 11:52:05 PM] shaquille oneal: lets do it

[6/8/2012 11:52:15 PM] Cake: space dream rave party

[6/8/2012 11:52:23 PM] shaquille oneal: everyone invited

[6/8/2012 11:52:26 PM] shaquille oneal: (party)

[6/8/2012 11:52:34 PM] Alma Xian: shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots

[6/8/2012 11:52:35 PM] Alma Xian: EVERYBODY

[6/8/2012 11:52:38 PM] Alma Xian: /shot

[6/8/2012 11:52:41 PM] Cake: (beer)

[6/8/2012 11:52:41 PM] shaquille oneal: evveEVERYBODY

[6/8/2012 11:52:44 PM] shaquille oneal: flprg

[6/8/2012 11:52:47 PM] Alma Xian: haha

[6/8/2012 11:52:53 PM] Alma Xian: <3

[6/8/2012 11:53:02 PM] shaquille oneal: (heart) (heart) (heart)

[6/8/2012 11:53:07 PM] shaquille oneal: those hearts are

[6/8/2012 11:53:12 PM] shaquille oneal: suspiciously butt looking

[6/8/2012 11:53:29 PM] Alma Xian: did you know

[6/8/2012 11:53:41 PM] Alma Xian: this isn't necessarily a fact but my friend told me it's theorized

[6/8/2012 11:53:57 PM] Alma Xian: that the reason for the heart shape being the way it is and not the atual heart that pumps

[6/8/2012 11:54:03 PM] Alma Xian: is because it's shaped like breasts

[6/8/2012 11:54:16 PM] shaquille oneal: i thought it was because it was shaped like an ass

[6/8/2012 11:54:27 PM] Alma Xian: breasts and asses are round and soft and nice to touch

[6/8/2012 11:54:29 PM] Alma Xian: close enough

[6/8/2012 11:54:35 PM] Alma Xian: penises are the odd ones out

[6/8/2012 11:54:38 PM] shaquille oneal: plushplushplushplush

[6/8/2012 11:54:43 PM] Alma Xian: although I guess balls kind of?

[6/8/2012 11:54:47 PM] shaquille oneal: i

[6/8/2012 11:54:49 PM] shaquille oneal: really wouldnt know

[6/8/2012 11:54:54 PM] Alma Xian: neither would I

[6/8/2012 11:54:56 PM] shaquille oneal: we can only theorize here

[6/8/2012 11:54:58 PM] Alma Xian: I always wondered though

[6/8/2012 11:54:59 PM] Alma Xian: yeah

[6/8/2012 11:55:05 PM] Alma Xian: maybe we can ask Jay if he doesn't run screaming

[6/8/2012 11:55:18 PM] shaquille oneal: thats what teams are for

[6/8/2012 11:55:22 PM] Alma Xian: also that reminds me of the time I chased my friend around saying synonyms for ass one day

[6/8/2012 11:55:23 PM] shaquille oneal: important questions

[6/8/2012 11:55:31 PM] Alma Xian: by the end i was on posterior and patootie

[6/8/2012 11:55:35 PM] shaquille oneal: there are a whole lot when you think about it

[6/8/2012 11:55:35 PM] Alma Xian: yep

[6/8/2012 11:55:38 PM] shaquille oneal: patootie

[6/8/2012 11:55:39 PM] shaquille oneal: chriost'

[6/8/2012 11:55:43 PM] Alma Xian: patooties

[6/8/2012 11:55:52 PM] shaquille oneal: id pat your tootie

[6/8/2012 11:55:58 PM] Cake: pfffffffffffyhjv

[6/8/2012 11:56:07 PM] shaquille oneal: pick up masters

[6/8/2012 11:56:08 PM] shaquille oneal: all of us

[6/8/2012 11:56:09 PM] Alma Xian: I

[6/8/2012 11:56:12 PM] Alma Xian: I

[6/8/2012 11:56:14 PM] Alma Xian: brb i need to

[6/8/2012 11:56:16 PM] Alma Xian: roll

[6/8/2012 11:56:18 PM] Alma Xian: around

[6/8/2012 11:56:31 PM] shaquille oneal: understnadababl;e

[6/8/2012 11:56:33 PM] shaquille oneal: jesus christ

[6/8/2012 11:56:37 PM] shaquille oneal: understandable

[6/8/2012 11:58:42 PM] Alma Xian: also I need to go wash and prepare to pretend as though I am getting ready to hit the hay as it is said

[6/8/2012 11:58:56 PM] Alma Xian: although if y parents don't notice then I will return

[6/8/2012 11:59:19 PM] shaquille oneal: the best of luck soldier

[6/8/2012 11:59:24 PM] shaquille oneal: well be on standby

[6/8/2012 11:59:57 PM] Alma Xian: cook up more excellent pick up lines while I am gone

[6/9/2012 12:00:02 AM] Alma Xian: i shall need vittles upon my return

[6/9/2012 12:00:04 AM] Alma Xian: or something

[6/9/2012 12:00:07 AM] Alma Xian: hey it's a new day for me

[6/9/2012 12:00:10 AM] shaquille oneal: ill be too busy cooking up this dave making out with himself

[6/9/2012 12:00:15 AM] Alma Xian: true, true

[6/9/2012 12:00:15 AM] shaquille oneal: its a new damn

[6/9/2012 12:00:20 AM] shaquille oneal: a new dawn

[6/9/2012 12:00:25 AM] shaquille oneal: a new day

[6/9/2012 12:00:28 AM] Alma Xian: hahahaha

[6/9/2012 12:00:33 AM] shaquille oneal: thats an awful typo

[6/9/2012 12:00:55 AM] Alma Xian: anyways parents are getting suspicious so let's not arouse their suspisciouns any further

[6/9/2012 12:00:57 AM] Alma Xian: but yeah

[6/9/2012 12:01:01 AM] Alma Xian: that was entertaining in

[6/9/2012 12:01:03 AM] shaquille oneal: yes lay low

[6/9/2012 12:01:07 AM] Alma Xian: an interesting wa

[6/9/2012 12:01:08 AM] shaquille oneal: keep in the underbrush

[6/9/2012 12:01:12 AM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/9/2012 12:01:21 AM] Alma Xian: they shall not catch me though they may try

[6/9/2012 12:01:29 AM] shaquille oneal: they cannot compete with you

[6/9/2012 12:01:34 AM] shaquille oneal: youre high on dave right now

[6/9/2012 12:01:36 AM] Alma Xian: for the davecest is with me

[6/9/2012 12:01:36 AM] Alma Xian: yes

[6/9/2012 12:01:44 AM] shaquille oneal: let it run through your veins

[6/9/2012 12:01:57 AM] Alma Xian: okay I really need to stop sitting here giggling see you in a few minutes hopefully

[6/9/2012 12:02:12 AM] shaquille oneal: alrright yes prayer circle

[6/9/2012 12:14:42 AM] Alma Xian: right so I'm back but in a sec I'll need to relocate to my ipod

[6/9/2012 12:14:50 AM] Alma Xian: which will be about 90% more unwieldy

[6/9/2012 12:14:54 AM] Alma Xian: you have been warned

[6/9/2012 12:15:09 AM] Alma Xian: this will be until my mom comes out to check that I did indeed place my computer outside of my room

[6/9/2012 12:15:15 AM] shaquille oneal: we will graciously ignore gratuitous typos

[6/9/2012 12:15:28 AM] Alma Xian: the thing is it catches a lot of typoes

[6/9/2012 12:15:29 AM] Alma Xian: it just

[6/9/2012 12:15:31 AM] Alma Xian: catches them wrong

[6/9/2012 12:15:39 AM] shaquille oneal: i

[6/9/2012 12:15:51 AM] shaquille oneal: i might be looking forawrd to this a bit

[6/9/2012 12:15:56 AM] Alma Xian: we'll see

[6/9/2012 12:16:02 AM] Alma Xian: so far my worst instance

[6/9/2012 12:16:05 AM] Alma Xian: was trying to type sec

[6/9/2012 12:16:08 AM] Alma Xian: and getting sex

[6/9/2012 12:16:12 AM] Alma Xian: the context was just

[6/9/2012 12:16:13 AM] Alma Xian: really bad

[6/9/2012 12:16:21 AM] shaquille oneal: i ccan only

[6/9/2012 12:16:22 AM] shaquille oneal: imagine

[6/9/2012 12:16:29 AM] Alma Xian: anyways relocating

[6/9/2012 12:16:32 AM] shaquille oneal: good luck

[6/9/2012 12:16:39 AM] shaquille oneal: may the davcest be witrh tou

[6/9/2012 12:17:14 AM] Alma Xian: Thank you

[6/9/2012 12:17:47 AM] Alma Xian: Also how do people text with their thumbs and tiny keyboards

[6/9/2012 12:18:00 AM] shaquille oneal: they have some kind of black magic

[6/9/2012 12:18:19 AM] Alma Xian: They need to share

[6/9/2012 12:18:30 AM] shaquille oneal: well make an oonline petition

[6/9/2012 12:19:23 AM] Alma Xian: Also typing is hella slow and if I drop it on me my nightgown is thin enough that it thpes

[6/9/2012 12:19:45 AM] Alma Xian: Kind of silly

[6/9/2012 12:20:16 AM] Alma Xian: Son the other hand

[6/9/2012 12:20:23 AM] Alma Xian: I have access to these

[6/9/2012 12:20:33 AM] shaquille oneal: poetry in motion

[6/9/2012 12:21:07 AM] Alma Xian: òuó

[6/9/2012 12:21:19 AM] shaquille oneal: look at those eyebrows

[6/9/2012 12:21:21 AM] shaquille oneal: crazy

[6/9/2012 12:21:31 AM] Alma Xian: øcø

[6/9/2012 12:21:34 AM] Alma Xian: Indeed

[6/9/2012 12:21:57 AM] Alma Xian: ôUu

[6/9/2012 12:22:12 AM] shaquille oneal: theyre endless

[6/9/2012 12:22:31 AM] Alma Xian: Hehe

[6/9/2012 12:22:50 AM] Alma Xian: ęuę

[6/9/2012 12:23:34 AM] shaquille oneal: its smiling but its also crying

[6/9/2012 12:23:36 AM] shaquille oneal: its like

[6/9/2012 12:23:38 AM] shaquille oneal: life

[6/9/2012 12:23:53 AM] Alma Xian: Best description for it that I've heard

[6/9/2012 12:24:12 AM] shaquille oneal: and how many have you heard

[6/9/2012 12:24:13 AM] Alma Xian: €¥€

[6/9/2012 12:24:20 AM] shaquille oneal: clubber

[6/9/2012 12:24:23 AM] Alma Xian: Three

[6/9/2012 12:24:34 AM] Alma Xian: Hppppfffft

[6/9/2012 12:24:52 AM] shaquille oneal: all i see are shuttershades and a douchebag goattee

[6/9/2012 12:25:49 AM] Alma Xian: £ if you look at this oddly late at night it looks like the tip of a dixo

[6/9/2012 12:26:04 AM] shaquille oneal: a dixo

[6/9/2012 12:26:10 AM] Alma Xian: Augh dixk

[6/9/2012 12:26:14 AM] Alma Xian: Fuck

[6/9/2012 12:26:16 AM] shaquille oneal: fp

[6/9/2012 12:26:19 AM] shaquille oneal: do you

[6/9/2012 12:26:20 AM] shaquille oneal: do you mean dick

[6/9/2012 12:26:26 AM] Alma Xian: Hea

[6/9/2012 12:26:32 AM] Alma Xian: Gdi

[6/9/2012 12:26:38 AM] shaquille oneal: your itpod is trying to keep your innocence intact

[6/9/2012 12:26:42 AM] shaquille oneal: itpod

[6/9/2012 12:26:45 AM] shaquille oneal: ipod

[6/9/2012 12:26:47 AM] Alma Xian: Not only Dan I not type but I'm laughing this isn't worki g

[6/9/2012 12:26:56 AM] shaquille oneal: chruist hahahaha

[6/9/2012 12:26:58 AM] shaquille oneal: dan

[6/9/2012 12:27:13 AM] Alma Xian: Dammit

[6/9/2012 12:27:19 AM] Alma Xian: What did I even name you

[6/9/2012 12:27:24 AM] shaquille oneal: wh

[6/9/2012 12:27:51 AM] Alma Xian: I need to say your name threafitnglshy

[6/9/2012 12:28:04 AM] Alma Xian: Aigh

[6/9/2012 12:28:18 AM] shaquille oneal: are you taloking to your ipod or to one of us

[6/9/2012 12:28:26 AM] Alma Xian: The urge to type at usual speed is killing it

[6/9/2012 12:28:29 AM] Alma Xian: Ippod

[6/9/2012 12:28:47 AM] Alma Xian: Upon registering it I have it a mame

[6/9/2012 12:28:54 AM] shaquille oneal: [Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:27 AM] Alma Xian:

<<< threafitnglshy

[6/9/2012 12:29:01 AM] Alma Xian: Gave and name

[6/9/2012 12:29:05 AM] Alma Xian: ......

[6/9/2012 12:29:11 AM] Alma Xian: That

[6/9/2012 12:29:18 AM] Alma Xian: That is totally a word man

[6/9/2012 12:29:22 AM] Alma Xian: You know

[6/9/2012 12:29:35 AM] shaquille oneal: should i google it

[6/9/2012 12:29:37 AM] shaquille oneal: yes

[6/9/2012 12:29:48 AM] Alma Xian: I fear what you'd fet

[6/9/2012 12:30:03 AM] Alma Xian: Ghghhghghhhggggghhhggggg

[6/9/2012 12:30:07 AM] shaquille oneal: your concern is touching

[6/9/2012 12:30:13 AM] Alma Xian: That one was primarily intentional

[6/9/2012 12:30:16 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 12:30:25 AM] shaquille oneal: Threading (epilation). From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search. Eyebrow threading. Threading is an ancient method of hair removal ...

[6/9/2012 12:30:31 AM] shaquille oneal: fitting namwe

[6/9/2012 12:30:33 AM] shaquille oneal: name

[6/9/2012 12:31:16 AM] Alma Xian: I once typed hehhehehe and it tried to correct to "one he" I kid you not it actually tried to make it that exact phrase

[6/9/2012 12:31:18 AM] Alma Xian: I

[6/9/2012 12:31:24 AM] Alma Xian: I see

[6/9/2012 12:31:26 AM] Alma Xian: Yes

[6/9/2012 12:31:55 AM] shaquille oneal: one he

[6/9/2012 12:32:04 AM] shaquille oneal: that is my new way of lauhing

[6/9/2012 12:32:15 AM] shaquille oneal: one he one he one he

[6/9/2012 12:32:27 AM] Alma Xian: One he

[6/9/2012 12:32:36 AM] Alma Xian: If you're getting really risque

[6/9/2012 12:32:40 AM] Alma Xian: One ha

[6/9/2012 12:32:44 AM] Alma Xian: Oh myp

[6/9/2012 12:33:33 AM] shaquille oneal: oh man i dont know if im quite that scandalous

[6/9/2012 12:34:09 AM] Alma Xian: Good for you

[6/9/2012 12:34:29 AM] Alma Xian: And we thought my iPod was tying to protect my innovence

[6/9/2012 12:34:46 AM] shaquille oneal: its a double edged sword

[6/9/2012 12:35:11 AM] Alma Xian: I think after I made so many spelling mistakes it just gives up on some words

[6/9/2012 12:35:34 AM] shaquille oneal: youre slowly beating its will

[6/9/2012 12:35:52 AM] Alma Xian: And them it starts autocorrecting to the wrong spelling as minor retaliation I fiess

[6/9/2012 12:36:16 AM] shaquille oneal: its a bitter bitter machine

[6/9/2012 12:36:28 AM] shaquille oneal: have you mistreated it

[6/9/2012 12:36:55 AM] Alma Xian: I forgot its name that's prolly a sign of neglect

[6/9/2012 12:38:58 AM] shaquille oneal: see its just trying to tell you something

[6/9/2012 12:39:05 AM] shaquille oneal: a cry for help

[6/9/2012 12:39:29 AM] Alma Xian: Tjats mahogany

[6/9/2012 12:40:59 AM] Alma Xian: Ò-ô

[6/9/2012 12:42:38 AM] shaquille oneal: ]:)

[6/9/2012 12:44:28 AM] Alma Xian: Oh I almost forgot to mention

[6/9/2012 12:44:53 AM] (MyIpodThinksAlphaDaveShouldBeAlpacaDave) Alma Xian: We should have alpha Dave inthere

[6/9/2012 12:44:59 AM] shaquille oneal: iglasses red shirt dave

[6/9/2012 12:45:02 AM] Alma Xian: Did my iPod just try to rewrite alpha as alpaca? Yes it did

[6/9/2012 12:45:07 AM] shaquille oneal: alpaca dave

[6/9/2012 12:45:17 AM] Alma Xian: Fffdfddddffff

[6/9/2012 12:45:28 AM] Alma Xian: But yes but I mean

[6/9/2012 12:45:31 AM] shaquille oneal: my mind is trying to stop itself from imagining that

[6/9/2012 12:45:34 AM] shaquille oneal: its failing

[6/9/2012 12:45:35 AM] Alma Xian: Like guardian fave

[6/9/2012 12:45:42 AM] Alma Xian: Lol

[6/9/2012 12:45:46 AM] shaquille oneal: oh

[6/9/2012 12:45:46 AM] shaquille oneal: OH

[6/9/2012 12:45:56 AM] Alma Xian: Mmhmm

[6/9/2012 12:46:02 AM] shaquille oneal: clown killer dave yes

[6/9/2012 12:46:30 AM] Alma Xian: Also as a bonus I think it'd be great if trickster were infatuated with gim

[6/9/2012 12:46:45 AM] shaquille oneal: hero worship

[6/9/2012 12:46:48 AM] Alma Xian: Gamzee Dave and guardian Dave have a face off

[6/9/2012 12:46:52 AM] Alma Xian: Yes

[6/9/2012 12:47:12 AM] shaquille oneal: jesus christy\

[6/9/2012 12:47:31 AM] shaquille oneal: what would that typing quirk even be

[6/9/2012 12:47:36 AM] shaquille oneal: itd be so obnoxious

[6/9/2012 12:48:09 AM] Alma Xian: God I don't even knpw

[6/9/2012 12:48:40 AM] Alma Xian: Emphasis on lower like moTheRfuCk

[6/9/2012 12:49:00 AM] Alma Xian: That's weird and harder to keep track of when typif although that might be iPod problemsp

[6/9/2012 12:49:57 AM] shaquille oneal: i think its just weird and hard to keep track of in general because it really shouldnt ever exist

[6/9/2012 12:50:01 AM] shaquille oneal: ever

[6/9/2012 12:50:06 AM] shaquille oneal: but well make it so

[6/9/2012 12:51:00 AM] Alma Xian: Now you've got me thinking about all the wuirks

[6/9/2012 12:51:27 AM] Alma Xian: How would the mental splicing work

[6/9/2012 12:51:50 AM] Alma Xian: Is Dave aware of it are they still partly the characters

[6/9/2012 12:51:52 AM] shaquille oneal: tavrisprite is a good example

[6/9/2012 12:52:01 AM] Alma Xian: Ah, like that

[6/9/2012 12:52:10 AM] shaquille oneal: unless we did something else with it

[6/9/2012 12:52:16 AM] shaquille oneal: like split conciousness

[6/9/2012 12:52:19 AM] Alma Xian: Physical grafting or

[6/9/2012 12:52:22 AM] Alma Xian: Hm

[6/9/2012 12:52:38 AM] shaquille oneal: i think physical too

[6/9/2012 12:52:46 AM] shaquille oneal: itd make the dave look even more bizarre

[6/9/2012 12:53:11 AM] Alma Xian: Originally I thought something like submerged consciousness but hm

[6/9/2012 12:53:16 AM] Alma Xian: =w=

[6/9/2012 12:53:28 AM] Cake: hey hey~ just a thought OuO

[6/9/2012 12:53:37 AM] shaquille oneal: shoot

[6/9/2012 12:53:49 AM] Cake: if there's a crossover round for hso

[6/9/2012 12:54:00 AM] Cake: we should do something lorax

[6/9/2012 12:54:02 AM] Cake: like

[6/9/2012 12:54:03 AM] shaquille oneal: pftr

[6/9/2012 12:54:05 AM] Cake: oncest

[6/9/2012 12:54:09 AM] Cake: but with dave

[6/9/2012 12:54:17 AM] Cake: the stride-ler

[6/9/2012 12:54:22 AM] shaquille oneal: what would his two warring personalities be

[6/9/2012 12:54:26 AM] shaquille oneal: striderler pft

[6/9/2012 12:55:24 AM] shaquille oneal: one would be a huge emotional wreck and the other one would be emotionless

[6/9/2012 12:55:31 AM] Alma Xian: That would be excellent

[6/9/2012 12:56:02 AM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/9/2012 12:56:20 AM] Alma Xian: Unxplirkizinf the first letter is a pain

[6/9/2012 12:56:26 AM] Alma Xian: So is fixing that eokd

[6/9/2012 12:56:28 AM] shaquille oneal: wHAT

[6/9/2012 12:56:28 AM] Alma Xian: Word

[6/9/2012 12:56:48 AM] shaquille oneal: ucapitalizing the first letter is a pain

[6/9/2012 12:56:50 AM] shaquille oneal: oh

[6/9/2012 12:56:50 AM] shaquille oneal: got it

[6/9/2012 12:56:54 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 12:57:06 AM] shaquille oneal: that sounds like a german city

[6/9/2012 12:57:17 AM] shaquille oneal: unxplirkizinf

[6/9/2012 12:57:23 AM] Alma Xian: Pffffft

[6/9/2012 12:57:34 AM] Alma Xian: Let's visit when we can

[6/9/2012 12:57:45 AM] shaquille oneal: mark our territory

[6/9/2012 12:58:25 AM] Alma Xian: Have Dave's mackin on each other at every coenre

[6/9/2012 12:59:15 AM] Alma Xian: Hm I think it just doesn't fix the last word and I tend to make mistakes most on last words presumably cause I rush to finish the line

[6/9/2012 12:59:30 AM] shaquille oneal: remember the tortoise and the hare

[6/9/2012 12:59:34 AM] shaquille oneal: slow and steady

[6/9/2012 12:59:37 AM] shaquille oneal: slow and steady

[6/9/2012 1:00:09 AM] Alma Xian: I bet neither of them were any good in bed

[6/9/2012 1:00:38 AM] shaquille oneal: do you think theres tortoise/hare fanfiction out there

[6/9/2012 1:00:53 AM] shaquille oneal: i prove myself capable of staying on task as i look it up

[6/9/2012 1:00:58 AM] Alma Xian: Oh lordy

[6/9/2012 1:01:03 AM] Alma Xian: Hahahaha

[6/9/2012 1:01:12 AM] Alma Xian: Let us know. Inquiring minds and all

[6/9/2012 1:01:45 AM] shaquille oneal: Community - Harry and Draco's Love Shack - FanFiction.Net

[6/9/2012 1:01:46 AM] shaquille oneal: not

[6/9/2012 1:01:48 AM] shaquille oneal: uh

[6/9/2012 1:01:51 AM] shaquille oneal: exactly google

[6/9/2012 1:02:20 AM] Alma Xian: ..............

[6/9/2012 1:02:23 AM] Alma Xian: I

[6/9/2012 1:02:26 AM] Alma Xian: Google i

[6/9/2012 1:02:31 AM] Alma Xian: I just

[6/9/2012 1:02:36 AM] Alma Xian: Wh

[6/9/2012 1:03:01 AM] shaquille oneal: google i have nothing to say to you right now

[6/9/2012 1:03:45 AM] Alma Xian: Go to your room and think on what you've done

[6/9/2012 1:04:10 AM] shaquille oneal: its askjeeves for a week

[6/9/2012 1:04:15 AM] shaquille oneal: thatll teach you'

[6/9/2012 1:05:00 AM] Alma Xian: I love how somehow your posterior is on the end of the sentence rather than where it should be

[6/9/2012 1:05:03 AM] Alma Xian: ...

[6/9/2012 1:05:06 AM] Alma Xian: Apistrophe

[6/9/2012 1:05:09 AM] Alma Xian: What

[6/9/2012 1:05:10 AM] shaquille oneal: pos

[6/9/2012 1:05:13 AM] shaquille oneal: teriour

[6/9/2012 1:05:15 AM] Alma Xian: Apostrophe

[6/9/2012 1:05:26 AM] Alma Xian: .....

[6/9/2012 1:05:34 AM] Alma Xian: I

[6/9/2012 1:05:36 AM] Alma Xian: Oop

[6/9/2012 1:05:43 AM] shaquille oneal: sec has a new rival

[6/9/2012 1:06:53 AM] Alma Xian: Sec and apostrophe are kismeses

[6/9/2012 1:07:35 AM] Alma Xian: However in their powered up forms they go quite nicely together

[6/9/2012 1:07:42 AM] Alma Xian: Sex and posterior

[6/9/2012 1:07:47 AM] shaquille oneal: powered up

[6/9/2012 1:08:00 AM] shaquille oneal: what if they justs start calling all augtocrrects that

[6/9/2012 1:08:03 AM] Alma Xian: Hn

[6/9/2012 1:08:03 AM] shaquille oneal: powerups

[6/9/2012 1:08:13 AM] Alma Xian: Drake lord

[6/9/2012 1:08:18 AM] shaquille oneal: dartke

[6/9/2012 1:08:30 AM] shaquille oneal: drake

[6/9/2012 1:08:31 AM] Alma Xian: My thunbs

[6/9/2012 1:08:37 AM] Alma Xian: Are as usedul

[6/9/2012 1:09:07 AM] Alma Xian: As those really shotry erasers that leave behing black marks

[6/9/2012 1:09:29 AM] shaquille oneal: a beautiful analogy

[6/9/2012 1:09:37 AM] shaquille oneal: shorty erasers

[6/9/2012 1:10:20 AM] Alma Xian: Spelling problems included

[6/9/2012 1:11:43 AM] shaquille oneal: the flaws are what make it so

[6/9/2012 1:11:48 AM] shaquille oneal: natural you know

[6/9/2012 1:11:52 AM] shaquille oneal: so REAL

[6/9/2012 1:11:53 AM] Alma Xian: Ambabamas

[6/9/2012 1:11:58 AM] Alma Xian: Hahaha

[6/9/2012 1:12:05 AM] shaquille oneal: was that obama

[6/9/2012 1:12:14 AM] Alma Xian: I thinkp

[6/9/2012 1:12:21 AM] Alma Xian: I tried to type something

[6/9/2012 1:12:43 AM] Alma Xian: Backspaces but disney hold it as long as I was supposed to

[6/9/2012 1:12:58 AM] Alma Xian: Then typed banana pit of frustration

[6/9/2012 1:13:05 AM] shaquille oneal: banana pit

[6/9/2012 1:13:11 AM] shaquille oneal: of frusturation

[6/9/2012 1:13:40 AM] Alma Xian: I don't want to check for spelling things okay it's all of my concentration to type on a tiny keyboard

[6/9/2012 1:13:49 AM] Alma Xian: And ues

[6/9/2012 1:13:54 AM] shaquille oneal: damn this technology

[6/9/2012 1:14:01 AM] shaquille oneal: im srtill luahghing over

[6/9/2012 1:14:06 AM] shaquille oneal: banana pit of frustratrion

[6/9/2012 1:14:13 AM] Alma Xian: Pit wAs theoretically out but that's better

[6/9/2012 1:14:39 AM] shaquille oneal: its like where i imagine monkeys go when they need to chill out

[6/9/2012 1:15:01 AM] Alma Xian: Wouldn't the get more excited tho

[6/9/2012 1:15:04 AM] Alma Xian: Pft

[6/9/2012 1:15:23 AM] shaquille oneal: where they go to get frustrated

[6/9/2012 1:15:29 AM] shaquille oneal: by bananas

[6/9/2012 1:15:34 AM] shaquille oneal: ;)

[6/9/2012 1:15:45 AM] shaquille oneal: ;););)

[6/9/2012 1:16:00 AM] Alma Xian: Pffffffft

[6/9/2012 1:16:26 AM] Alma Xian: Monkey Dave?

[6/9/2012 1:16:40 AM] shaquille oneal: http://chimpstuck.tumblr.com/

[6/9/2012 1:17:02 AM] Alma Xian: Oh lord

[6/9/2012 1:17:12 AM] shaquille oneal: wait until you see the

[6/9/2012 1:17:14 AM] shaquille oneal: p posts

[6/9/2012 1:17:39 AM] Alma Xian: ..............

[6/9/2012 1:17:52 AM] Alma Xian: WhAT

[6/9/2012 1:18:05 AM] shaquille oneal: "observe.

dave courts the fetus with his large placenta."

[6/9/2012 1:18:08 AM] Alma Xian: And I looking at hwre

[6/9/2012 1:18:11 AM] Alma Xian: I

[6/9/2012 1:18:14 AM] Alma Xian: L

[6/9/2012 1:18:17 AM] shaquille oneal: just

[6/9/2012 1:18:18 AM] Alma Xian: O

[6/9/2012 1:18:22 AM] Alma Xian: I

[6/9/2012 1:18:22 AM] shaquille oneal: think about that sentnce

[6/9/2012 1:18:26 AM] Alma Xian: I cant

[6/9/2012 1:18:27 AM] shaquille oneal: why deoes it exist

[6/9/2012 1:18:49 AM] Alma Xian: Was this made ironically please tell me it was ironix

[6/9/2012 1:19:05 AM] shaquille oneal: im pretty positive it was irony

[6/9/2012 1:19:12 AM] shaquille oneal: but one can never be sure.............................. .. .

[6/9/2012 1:19:47 AM] shaquille oneal: th e longer i stare at the daechimpth e more i want to laugha nd cry

[6/9/2012 1:19:49 AM] Alma Xian: Deer gid

[6/9/2012 1:19:50 AM] shaquille oneal: davechimp

[6/9/2012 1:19:56 AM] shaquille oneal: deer gid

[6/9/2012 1:20:06 AM] Alma Xian: Fk

[6/9/2012 1:20:28 AM] shaquille oneal: i wonder if the url davechimp

[6/9/2012 1:20:29 AM] shaquille oneal: is taken

[6/9/2012 1:20:59 AM] Alma Xian: If it isn't hog that shite like a swine

[6/9/2012 1:21:28 AM] shaquille oneal: all the kids chimp names

[6/9/2012 1:21:29 AM] shaquille oneal: free

[6/9/2012 1:21:32 AM] shaquille oneal: i will need these one day

[6/9/2012 1:22:12 AM] Alma Xian: Lord have mercy on our siuls

[6/9/2012 1:24:38 AM] Alma Xian: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[6/9/2012 1:25:05 AM] Alma Xian: Every a was lovingly typed individually out or love and necessity

[6/9/2012 1:25:06 AM] shaquille oneal: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[6/9/2012 1:25:12 AM] shaquille oneal: thats

[6/9/2012 1:25:15 AM] shaquille oneal: a labor of love

[6/9/2012 1:25:25 AM] Alma Xian: Yep

[6/9/2012 1:25:25 AM] shaquille oneal: touching

[6/9/2012 1:25:28 AM] shaquille oneal: insirational

[6/9/2012 1:25:35 AM] Alma Xian: You can't just hold down a key

[6/9/2012 1:25:44 AM] Alma Xian: You just keep rapping

[6/9/2012 1:25:44 AM] shaquille oneal: thats so...passe

[6/9/2012 1:25:44 AM] Alma Xian: Tapping

[6/9/2012 1:25:46 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 1:26:00 AM] shaquille oneal: even your ipod wants your neyo dreams to become true

[6/9/2012 1:26:17 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 1:26:37 AM] Alma Xian: And yet I keep threatening to threaten it

[6/9/2012 1:26:45 AM] Alma Xian: I'm so sorry

[6/9/2012 1:27:00 AM] Alma Xian: Except for the sec sex apostrophe posterior thing

[6/9/2012 1:27:06 AM] shaquille oneal: you two will reconcile

[6/9/2012 1:27:07 AM] shaquille oneal: one day

[6/9/2012 1:27:08 AM] Alma Xian: That is all your fauld

[6/9/2012 1:27:15 AM] Alma Xian: Haha...

[6/9/2012 1:27:20 AM] shaquille oneal: the nerve of some people

[6/9/2012 1:28:59 AM] Alma Xian: I kind of want to

[6/9/2012 1:29:15 AM] Alma Xian: Type randomly and see what the iPod tries to correct it to

[6/9/2012 1:30:02 AM] shaquille oneal: i think

[6/9/2012 1:30:06 AM] shaquille oneal: i think you should

[6/9/2012 1:30:10 AM] shaquille oneal: reveal your destiny

[6/9/2012 1:31:15 AM] Alma Xian: Disksbebtjdu would've been disk identity

[6/9/2012 1:31:31 AM] shaquille oneal: thats deep

[6/9/2012 1:31:46 AM] Alma Xian: Rhakfizekrbs would have been Dhal fixers

[6/9/2012 1:32:02 AM] shaquille oneal: a lot of things wouldve been a lot of things

[6/9/2012 1:32:20 AM] Alma Xian: True

[6/9/2012 1:32:30 AM] Alma Xian: Hm

[6/9/2012 1:32:49 AM] shaquille oneal: type chorus to a song you know as fast as you can

[6/9/2012 1:33:21 AM] Alma Xian: Oh lord. This might end up physically painful do dead.

[6/9/2012 1:33:25 AM] Alma Xian: To read.

[6/9/2012 1:33:41 AM] shaquille oneal: brace ourselves

[6/9/2012 1:34:48 AM] Alma Xian: Malachi's gay makcjixk gay I can be all IOU skews won't you please stay with end makcjixk slay makcjixk day polokgis might have verbs Malik gay malice gay cant erase what I fell Malcolm cat gay malxhin hat

[6/9/2012 1:34:55 AM] Alma Xian: Hm

[6/9/2012 1:35:01 AM] shaquille oneal: malik gay

[6/9/2012 1:35:12 AM] shaquille oneal: malcolm cat gay

[6/9/2012 1:35:30 AM] Alma Xian: The original was malchik gay but those are gold

[6/9/2012 1:35:51 AM] shaquille oneal: oh my god i thought you were trying to type like

[6/9/2012 1:36:12 AM] shaquille oneal: the 'i can be blue i can be purple i can be anything you like' song

[6/9/2012 1:36:39 AM] Alma Xian: Pffft for its legibility it could've been anything

[6/9/2012 1:36:46 AM] Alma Xian: Hang on

[6/9/2012 1:36:49 AM] shaquille oneal: alright

[6/9/2012 1:37:22 AM] Alma Xian: Hey is it's ament you as this tos carts hut heres my himher tobcl me maybe

[6/9/2012 1:37:33 AM] shaquille oneal: CHROST

[6/9/2012 1:37:42 AM] shaquille oneal: heres my himher

[6/9/2012 1:37:43 AM] Alma Xian: Allre her guys they try to chase me but here by bunt et so cap e maby

[6/9/2012 1:37:56 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 1:38:08 AM] shaquille oneal: heartwrenching lyrics

[6/9/2012 1:38:12 AM] shaquille oneal: i really feel changed

[6/9/2012 1:38:25 AM] Alma Xian: I know it's like a revelation

[6/9/2012 1:38:33 AM] Alma Xian: Suddenly I see everythig

[6/9/2012 1:38:41 AM] shaquille oneal: i can see

[6/9/2012 1:38:43 AM] shaquille oneal: all obstacles

[6/9/2012 1:38:45 AM] shaquille oneal: in my way

[6/9/2012 1:39:12 AM] Alma Xian: But with these lyrics you will soar over them

[6/9/2012 1:39:16 AM] shaquille oneal: in my mind i just saw a like 10 second amv of dave taking off his shadesd and that siong playing

[6/9/2012 1:39:23 AM] Alma Xian: Like a bunt et

[6/9/2012 1:39:31 AM] Alma Xian: Hhahahaha

[6/9/2012 1:39:38 AM] shaquille oneal: did you mean

[6/9/2012 1:39:39 AM] shaquille oneal: bunny

[6/9/2012 1:39:44 AM] shaquille oneal: or bird

[6/9/2012 1:40:03 AM] Alma Xian: I don't even know anynore

[6/9/2012 1:40:17 AM] Alma Xian: My shoulder hurts from rolling around and gifflif

[6/9/2012 1:40:22 AM] Alma Xian: Giggling

[6/9/2012 1:42:19 AM] shaquille oneal: dont giffle too loud or you coudl wake the parents

[6/9/2012 1:42:46 AM] Alma Xian: They'll assume I'm having a crazy dream again

[6/9/2012 1:43:23 AM] Alma Xian: I did that before and woke up to tell them abou how a guy es turning my friends into little tiny dolls

[6/9/2012 1:43:38 AM] shaquille oneal: and it made you giggle in your sleep

[6/9/2012 1:44:11 AM] Alma Xian: But it was okay because he was actually nice but he had some kind of purpose which I didn't learn before the end when I was supposed to be one too

[6/9/2012 1:44:17 AM] Alma Xian: Oop

[6/9/2012 1:44:59 AM] shaquille oneal: was his name david bowie

[6/9/2012 1:46:17 AM] Alma Xian: I didn't even learn his name he was just like noncommunicative

[6/9/2012 1:46:44 AM] shaquille oneal: just turning some kids into dolls

[6/9/2012 1:46:47 AM] shaquille oneal: nothing huge

[6/9/2012 1:46:53 AM] Alma Xian: Yep

[6/9/2012 1:47:00 AM] Alma Xian: Like

[6/9/2012 1:47:10 AM] Alma Xian: We were all at his mansion for some party

[6/9/2012 1:47:17 AM] Alma Xian: He was only mildly older than us

[6/9/2012 1:47:22 AM] shaquille oneal: so its legal

[6/9/2012 1:47:34 AM] Alma Xian: But te the mansion doors were locked

[6/9/2012 1:47:40 AM] Alma Xian: Uh

[6/9/2012 1:48:02 AM] Alma Xian: Like no one noticed or cared until it really started

[6/9/2012 1:49:22 AM] Alma Xian: By the en he made some Kim of like flash bomb which if you were hit by the waves of force uou'd be immobilized for easy retrieval and change

[6/9/2012 1:49:49 AM] shaquille oneal: were you watching michael bay movies

[6/9/2012 1:49:54 AM] Alma Xian: It was crazy and no one learned of his intentions at all

[6/9/2012 1:50:04 AM] shaquille oneal: a real smooth dude

[6/9/2012 1:50:28 AM] Alma Xian: unless I secretly get broadcaster them I don't think so haha

[6/9/2012 1:50:45 AM] Alma Xian: Hm

[6/9/2012 1:50:53 AM] shaquille oneal: aliens are beaming the transformer movies into your brain at night

[6/9/2012 1:51:14 AM] Alma Xian: Suddenly everything makes all the sense

[6/9/2012 1:51:20 AM] Alma Xian: We're all billionaires

[6/9/2012 1:51:28 AM] Alma Xian: All of the cents

[6/9/2012 1:51:37 AM] shaquille oneal: i only need 50

[6/9/2012 1:51:50 AM] Alma Xian: =3=

[6/9/2012 1:52:44 AM] Alma Xian: Wait a sex while I remember these lyrics

[6/9/2012 1:52:55 AM] Alma Xian: ...,what

[6/9/2012 1:53:00 AM] Alma Xian: What afain

[6/9/2012 1:53:17 AM] shaquille oneal: rwa

[6/9/2012 1:53:20 AM] shaquille oneal: OFFT

[6/9/2012 1:53:21 AM] shaquille oneal: PFFT

[6/9/2012 1:53:23 AM] Alma Xian: It wasnts supposed to happen again sigh oh well

[6/9/2012 1:53:41 AM] Alma Xian: I don't een

[6/9/2012 1:53:42 AM] shaquille oneal: just how often do you type the word sex for it to autocorrect like that

[6/9/2012 1:54:08 AM] Alma Xian: The x is right next to the c and I'm clumsy and

[6/9/2012 1:54:24 AM] shaquille oneal: i think its a freudian slip

[6/9/2012 1:54:26 AM] Alma Xian: Okay so mayve

[6/9/2012 1:54:38 AM] Alma Xian: I torture Sid once

[6/9/2012 1:54:46 AM] Alma Xian: By messaging her

[6/9/2012 1:55:02 AM] Alma Xian: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex for about 8 lines

[6/9/2012 1:55:24 AM] shaquille oneal: pft so this ones all you

[6/9/2012 1:55:32 AM] shaquille oneal: its your own blade thats slain you

[6/9/2012 1:56:05 AM] Alma Xian: (/).n.(\)

[6/9/2012 1:56:26 AM] Alma Xian: I am blewdinf

[6/9/2012 1:56:34 AM] Alma Xian: All over the floir

[6/9/2012 1:57:09 AM] shaquille oneal: in your last moments you type an emote to me

[6/9/2012 1:57:12 AM] shaquille oneal: admirable

[6/9/2012 1:57:19 AM] Alma Xian: Thank

[6/9/2012 1:57:38 AM] Alma Xian: Right hang on let's see how much worse the lyrics go like his

[6/9/2012 1:58:30 AM] shaquille oneal: friday nights ar e exciting times

[6/9/2012 1:59:06 AM] Alma Xian: Be ann th must be swift as a course winced e a dmr with all the stents of a gray typhoon e a mangijtbsudbt b e a man win pall the Aretha of a Ravi t fire mystify as he darkest ofthe lfiooikb

[6/9/2012 1:59:10 AM] Alma Xian: Indeed

[6/9/2012 1:59:37 AM] Alma Xian: Not sure I'd you can tell the song anymore

[6/9/2012 2:00:41 AM] shaquille oneal: it looks like youre summoning a demon

[6/9/2012 2:01:02 AM] shaquille oneal: Aretha of a Ravi

[6/9/2012 2:01:36 AM] Alma Xian: That makes me want to sing the marshmallow sing

[6/9/2012 2:01:53 AM] Alma Xian: It's be a man from mulan

[6/9/2012 2:02:04 AM] Cake: i come back to see this omG

[6/9/2012 2:02:15 AM] Alma Xian: That's right I butchered Shang I butchered Disney how do you feel

[6/9/2012 2:02:18 AM] Alma Xian: Wb

[6/9/2012 2:02:20 AM] Alma Xian: Ouo

[6/9/2012 2:02:36 AM] shaquille oneal: earlier it was chimpstuck

[6/9/2012 2:02:44 AM] Cake: you two are precious babus jaevkasjhkwvblrsvhbjaz

[6/9/2012 2:02:54 AM] shaquille oneal: :$

[6/9/2012 2:03:18 AM] Cake: <333

[6/9/2012 2:03:58 AM] Alma Xian: Offfft

[6/9/2012 2:04:08 AM] Alma Xian: Did you see te sex and posteriors

[6/9/2012 2:04:14 AM] Alma Xian: Do you still think rhat

[6/9/2012 2:05:05 AM] Alma Xian: Also do either of you have an iPod on which I can send you the dirk pole dancing picture

[6/9/2012 2:05:25 AM] Alma Xian: Because I think Skype has an option to share pictures but not from the ipod

[6/9/2012 2:05:52 AM] shaquille oneal: i have an ipod but its dead and really shitty

[6/9/2012 2:06:04 AM] Alma Xian: Actually I guess I could just send to anywhere for you to pick up emails?

[6/9/2012 2:06:07 AM] shaquille oneal: whats this dirk pole dancing i heartell of

[6/9/2012 2:06:11 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 2:06:17 AM] Cake: yeeeesssssss

[6/9/2012 2:06:18 AM] Alma Xian: Email and I'll send it

[6/9/2012 2:06:29 AM] shaquille oneal: froopies@hotmail.com

[6/9/2012 2:06:33 AM] Alma Xian: I will swindle your emails out of you

[6/9/2012 2:06:49 AM] Cake: deliciouscakeisneveralie@gmail.com

[6/9/2012 2:06:52 AM] shaquille oneal: so good a windler you didnt even need to ask twice

[6/9/2012 2:11:07 AM] Alma Xian: Giid

[6/9/2012 2:11:18 AM] Alma Xian: Seeeeeent

[6/9/2012 2:11:35 AM] Alma Xian: Now go rush to your mailboxes in anticipation awreties

[6/9/2012 2:11:39 AM] Alma Xian: Sweeties

[6/9/2012 2:12:17 AM] Alma Xian: It's subject less btw hopefully it didn't go to spaam

[6/9/2012 2:14:25 AM] Cake: OuO

[6/9/2012 2:14:30 AM] Cake: ohhh

[6/9/2012 2:14:46 AM] Alma Xian: o o

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[6/9/2012 2:14:47 AM] Cake: //touches screen

[6/9/2012 2:14:49 AM] shaquille oneal: hot hell

[6/9/2012 2:15:06 AM] Alma Xian: No idea if that showed up alright on a screen

[6/9/2012 2:15:34 AM] shaquille oneal: wheres it from?

[6/9/2012 2:16:36 AM] Alma Xian: I could find the source on the computer probably which come to think if it I can probably retake now

[6/9/2012 2:16:43 AM] Alma Xian: So I'm guessing you guys like ut

[6/9/2012 2:16:55 AM] Alma Xian: Hee hee

[6/9/2012 2:17:25 AM] shaquille oneal: yes indeed

[6/9/2012 2:17:31 AM] shaquille oneal: the nineties shorts

[6/9/2012 2:17:34 AM] shaquille oneal: damn

[6/9/2012 2:17:46 AM] Cake: (◡‿◡✿)

[6/9/2012 2:19:47 AM] Alma Xian: =wwwwwwwww= <3

[6/9/2012 2:19:56 AM] Cake: <333

[6/9/2012 2:21:44 AM] Alma Xian: In other news

[6/9/2012 2:22:02 AM] Alma Xian: It might not actually be safe for me to be on the computer.

[6/9/2012 2:22:23 AM] Alma Xian: Why are my parents still talking they're usually asleep by now

[6/9/2012 2:22:50 AM] shaquille oneal: maybe they can

[6/9/2012 2:22:52 AM] shaquille oneal: sense it

[6/9/2012 2:22:58 AM] shaquille oneal: your computer desire

[6/9/2012 2:23:24 AM] Cake: forbidden love

[6/9/2012 2:24:18 AM] shaquille oneal: where for art though laptop

[6/9/2012 2:25:20 AM] Alma Xian: I shall mostly unintentionally commit double suicide with t because we are not permitted near each other

[6/9/2012 2:25:58 AM] Alma Xian: So the obvious thing is to pretend to die so it kills itself in anguish then I wake up and kill myself for real in more anguish

[6/9/2012 2:26:26 AM] Alma Xian: But why is that the love story taught in schools seriously Shakespeare wrote better imo

[6/9/2012 2:26:50 AM] Alma Xian: imo is a man with a bunny tail bending over

[6/9/2012 2:27:04 AM] Alma Xian: imo=

[6/9/2012 2:27:09 AM] shaquille oneal: with horns

[6/9/2012 2:27:21 AM] shaquille oneal: oh wait no its just a bunny now

[6/9/2012 2:27:28 AM] Alma Xian: Pft

[6/9/2012 2:27:32 AM] Alma Xian: Bending

[6/9/2012 2:27:42 AM] shaquille oneal: right over

[6/9/2012 2:27:44 AM] Alma Xian: RIGHT THE FUCK OVER

[6/9/2012 2:27:48 AM] Alma Xian: Yep

[6/9/2012 2:28:10 AM] Alma Xian: We need a nyander in there

[6/9/2012 2:28:29 AM] Alma Xian: If John still existed we could have bunbert

[6/9/2012 2:28:54 AM] Alma Xian: iPod thinks bunbert should be nunnery

[6/9/2012 2:29:12 AM] Alma Xian: But alas John has ceased existence

[6/9/2012 2:29:20 AM] shaquille oneal: well

[6/9/2012 2:29:33 AM] shaquille oneal: john couls splice with dave

[6/9/2012 2:29:35 AM] shaquille oneal: could

[6/9/2012 2:29:52 AM] Alma Xian: Bunyan

[6/9/2012 2:29:59 AM] shaquille oneal: paul

[6/9/2012 2:30:01 AM] Alma Xian: Sounds like onion

[6/9/2012 2:30:07 AM] shaquille oneal: paul bunyan

[6/9/2012 2:30:07 AM] Alma Xian: Oh lord

[6/9/2012 2:30:25 AM] shaquille oneal: johndave is actually paul bunyan

[6/9/2012 2:30:38 AM] Alma Xian: This mashup eternally cries

[6/9/2012 2:30:44 AM] Alma Xian: Revelations

[6/9/2012 2:33:02 AM] shaquille oneal: wasnt there one panel where onions get thrown at daves face

[6/9/2012 2:33:07 AM] shaquille oneal: johndave canon

[6/9/2012 2:33:37 AM] Alma Xian: Yes yea there was oh god everything interconnects

[6/9/2012 2:33:55 AM] Alma Xian: What if HUSSIE planned everything

[6/9/2012 2:34:01 AM] Cake: hBDEWuka,ycebjALc

[6/9/2012 2:34:06 AM] Alma Xian: And why does it autocorrect to all caps

[6/9/2012 2:34:50 AM] shaquille oneal: because hussie

[6/9/2012 2:34:59 AM] shaquille oneal: the big man

[6/9/2012 2:35:00 AM] shaquille oneal: is atually

[6/9/2012 2:35:29 AM] shaquille oneal: revelations

[6/9/2012 2:36:01 AM] Alma Xian: All of the revelations

[6/9/2012 2:36:13 AM] Alma Xian: We are revelling here

[6/9/2012 2:36:53 AM] shaquille oneal: i feel pretty revered its true

[6/9/2012 2:36:58 AM] Alma Xian: Mandatory hour was 7-8 my time oh look it's 230 what magic is this

[6/9/2012 2:37:01 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 2:37:19 AM] shaquille oneal: but if we had left at 8

[6/9/2012 2:37:40 AM] shaquille oneal: no grimdark dave sharing

[6/9/2012 2:38:04 AM] Cake: i am getting sleepy. =u= i must go

[6/9/2012 2:38:08 AM] shaquille oneal: aw

[6/9/2012 2:38:10 AM] shaquille oneal: okay bye bye

[6/9/2012 2:38:12 AM] Alma Xian: True, and guardian

[6/9/2012 2:38:15 AM] Cake: goodnight <333

[6/9/2012 2:38:17 AM] Alma Xian: Good night!

[6/9/2012 2:38:24 AM] Alma Xian: Sweet dreams

[6/9/2012 2:38:27 AM] shaquille oneal: (wave)

[6/9/2012 2:38:33 AM] Alma Xian: Of Dave and Dave snogging

[6/9/2012 2:38:40 AM] Cake: (heart)

[6/9/2012 2:38:42 AM] shaquille oneal: the sweetsest dreams

[6/9/2012 2:38:45 AM] Alma Xian: ouo

[6/9/2012 2:38:50 AM] Cake: omG xD

[6/9/2012 2:39:53 AM] Alma Xian: My goodness

[6/9/2012 2:40:19 AM] Alma Xian: Quite the eventful chat we had

[6/9/2012 2:42:04 AM] shaquille oneal: scrolling all the way up and you can see when things started to go

[6/9/2012 2:42:06 AM] shaquille oneal: off topic

[6/9/2012 2:42:53 AM] Alma Xian: Probably around when I switched to iPod and then a few brief moment of topicness

[6/9/2012 2:43:04 AM] Alma Xian: Goodness that is a long way up

[6/9/2012 2:43:43 AM] shaquille oneal: 5 51 is when you started

[6/9/2012 2:43:56 AM] shaquille oneal: its been over 5 hours holy crow

[6/9/2012 2:44:12 AM] shaquille oneal: almost 7 hours

[6/9/2012 2:44:33 AM] Alma Xian: Holy crow is good for our team but

[6/9/2012 2:44:37 AM] Alma Xian: Wow

[6/9/2012 2:44:46 AM] shaquille oneal: thats a lot of chatting

[6/9/2012 2:44:49 AM] shaquille oneal: i feel

[6/9/2012 2:44:52 AM] shaquille oneal: connected

[6/9/2012 2:44:58 AM] shaquille oneal: soul-connected

[6/9/2012 2:45:11 AM] Alma Xian: A lot of wonderful chatting. <3 haha

[6/9/2012 2:45:29 AM] Alma Xian: And here I was afraid I'd barely be able to snag an hour to chat

[6/9/2012 2:48:41 AM] Alma Xian: I really doubt I'd be able to come up with anything productive at the moment thigh

[6/9/2012 2:49:00 AM] Alma Xian: So don't expect mich if me haha

[6/9/2012 2:49:35 AM] shaquille oneal: man me neither im just sort of

[6/9/2012 2:49:37 AM] shaquille oneal: sitting

[6/9/2012 2:49:57 AM] shaquille oneal: keepin it laid back dave-style

[6/9/2012 2:51:12 AM] Alma Xian: Naturally he has all the time in the world

[6/9/2012 2:51:20 AM] Alma Xian: He's practically made of time

[6/9/2012 2:51:40 AM] shaquille oneal: thatd be aradia

[6/9/2012 2:51:41 AM] Alma Xian: Except he's the knight of time although I have no objections to Dave in a maid outfit

[6/9/2012 2:51:48 AM] Alma Xian: Mm

[6/9/2012 2:51:56 AM] shaquille oneal: dave in a maid outfit

[6/9/2012 2:52:01 AM] shaquille oneal: if that hast happened

[6/9/2012 2:52:07 AM] shaquille oneal: i will be shocked and saddened

[6/9/2012 2:52:27 AM] Alma Xian: There was actually a maidstuck I think

[6/9/2012 2:52:36 AM] shaquille oneal: i

[6/9/2012 2:52:42 AM] Alma Xian: Bro ran the cafe

[6/9/2012 2:52:44 AM] shaquille oneal: i think i remember equius being in it

[6/9/2012 2:52:50 AM] Alma Xian: Probably

[6/9/2012 2:52:54 AM] shaquille oneal: wai maybe that was kawaiistuck

[6/9/2012 2:53:12 AM] Alma Xian: Hard to tell sometimes

[6/9/2012 2:53:22 AM] shaquille oneal: cant keep track of all these stucks

[6/9/2012 2:53:28 AM] shaquille oneal: stuck in stucks

[6/9/2012 2:53:40 AM] Alma Xian: Go figure ouo

[6/9/2012 2:54:11 AM] Alma Xian: But there really are a ton

[6/9/2012 2:54:36 AM] Alma Xian: An I'm pretty sure there's gknna be more than one maidstuck

[6/9/2012 2:54:50 AM] shaquille oneal: theres probably

[6/9/2012 2:54:51 AM] shaquille oneal: tens

[6/9/2012 2:55:10 AM] Alma Xian: Of thousands ;P but ye

[6/9/2012 2:55:16 AM] shaquille oneal: i WISH

[6/9/2012 2:55:21 AM] Alma Xian: ?

[6/9/2012 2:59:37 AM] shaquille oneal: i wish there was hudreds of thousands of maidstucks

[6/9/2012 3:00:20 AM] Alma Xian: We can always add to the number. ouo

[6/9/2012 3:03:37 AM] shaquille oneal: in at least one of those timelines dave was in a maid outfit

[6/9/2012 3:03:38 AM] shaquille oneal: canon

[6/9/2012 3:04:04 AM] Alma Xian: It's all canon here

[6/9/2012 3:04:07 AM] Alma Xian: Owo

[6/9/2012 3:04:37 AM] Alma Xian: Theoretically I should try to sleep soon

[6/9/2012 3:04:46 AM] Alma Xian: If I want to be coherent tomorrow

[6/9/2012 3:05:09 AM] shaquille oneal: its pretty late isnt it

[6/9/2012 3:05:28 AM] Alma Xian: Yeah, 3

[6/9/2012 3:05:53 AM] Alma Xian: Although I once stayed up till 4 reading an excelletnt book on a school night

[6/9/2012 3:06:16 AM] shaquille oneal: stone cold badass

[6/9/2012 3:06:18 AM] Alma Xian: If the book were any less great then O wouldve severely regretted tit

[6/9/2012 3:06:20 AM] Alma Xian: Haha

[6/9/2012 3:06:23 AM] Alma Xian: It

[6/9/2012 3:06:59 AM] shaquille oneal: which book was it

[6/9/2012 3:07:04 AM] shaquille oneal: ?

[6/9/2012 3:07:43 AM] Alma Xian: I'm pretty sure it was The Last Olympian, in the Percy Jackson series

[6/9/2012 3:07:53 AM] shaquille oneal: oh ive read those

[6/9/2012 3:07:55 AM] shaquille oneal: theyre good

[6/9/2012 3:08:01 AM] Alma Xian: Although all of Rick Riordans books tend to keep me up

[6/9/2012 3:08:13 AM] shaquille oneal: i havent readt that new series yet

[6/9/2012 3:08:16 AM] Alma Xian: Yes~ ouo

[6/9/2012 3:08:16 AM] shaquille oneal: the egypt one

[6/9/2012 3:08:37 AM] Alma Xian: Ah, I actually have the latest one from there next to me

[6/9/2012 3:09:01 AM] Alma Xian: Unfinished because I've been thinking more about the conversation

[6/9/2012 3:09:42 AM] Alma Xian: But I can read it tomorrow assuming mum doesn't wake me at butts oxloxk so that I can't stay awake

[6/9/2012 3:09:56 AM] shaquille oneal: butts oxloxk

[6/9/2012 3:10:05 AM] shaquille oneal: poetic

[6/9/2012 3:10:08 AM] shaquille oneal: ok goodnight!

[6/9/2012 3:10:15 AM] shaquille oneal: (cool)

[6/9/2012 3:10:26 AM] Alma Xian: It should be rapped yea

[6/9/2012 3:10:53 AM] Alma Xian: <3 Good night, and have fun with whatever you do the rest of the night

[6/9/2012 3:10:58 AM] shaquille oneal: i will

[6/9/2012 3:11:00 AM] shaquille oneal: so much fun

[6/9/2012 3:11:08 AM] shaquille oneal: have nice dreams

[6/9/2012 3:11:13 AM] Alma Xian: If you sleep dream of davecest if you stay awake think of davecest

[6/9/2012 3:11:22 AM] shaquille oneal: davecest4life

[6/9/2012 3:11:24 AM] Alma Xian: Thank you~

[6/9/2012 3:11:25 AM] shaquille oneal: ditto

[6/9/2012 3:11:29 AM] shaquille oneal: bye

[6/9/2012 3:11:30 AM] shaquille oneal: !!

[6/9/2012 3:11:30 AM] Alma Xian: 5ever

[6/9/2012 3:11:50 AM] Alma Xian: Not logging out cause its a pain but consider me dead to the world

[6/9/2012 3:12:00 AM] shaquille oneal: will do

[6/9/2012 3:12:02 AM] Alma Xian: Night ! ouo